pimpfromdayone
Master Don Juan
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"If you wanna make changes in yo liife... you gotta make Chaaanges in yo liiife" -Dr. Phil
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I can't get over her...
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
Time only heals in the long run, like 2-3 years. The only way to get out of the depressive slup now is by finding someone new or sarging new girls. Trust me, I've been through it twice. I just got out of a 3 year relationship, I was depressed for a couple hours but then decided to make a date with some girl from my calculus class, and now we're going out, and she's a helluva lot better than my previous girl.
