"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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most of you guys are over the 20s and are very much expert at many different ball game. i got this problem. i used a colgate shaving cream that was maybe hundred years ago that i found in our bathroom and my skin turned black...i f*ckin hate it...UGH!!!...had anyone had that problem before?!?!?!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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No, sorry; how long has it been that way? I take it you arent using that cream any more! If you are, STOP! Phone Colgate and say what has happened, and if they dont help you then phone a dermatologist.
 
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CrunchyNut said:
No, sorry; how long has it been that way? I take it you arent using that cream any more! If you are, STOP! Phone Colgate and say what has happened, and if they dont help you then phone a dermatologist.
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thanks dude...i'll try making some calls right away...i actually used some lotion and kind of helped a little though i'm afraid this sh*t will be permanent. sorry if i'm makin this site look bad with all this non relevant questions...just don't know where to turn to...peace!~
 
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vagrant said:
most of you guys are over the 20s and are very much expert at many different ball game. i got this problem. i used a colgate shaving cream that was maybe hundred years ago that i found in our bathroom and my skin turned black...i f*ckin hate it...UGH!!!...had anyone had that problem before?!?!?!
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What's wrong with having black skin? Try it on the rest of your face. I hear chicks dig guys with tanned skin. That's how latinos and brothas get the babes.
 
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What's wrong with having black skin? Try it on the rest of your face. I hear chicks dig guys with tanned skin. That's how latinos and brothas get the babes.
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dude i'm asian...i'm already dark...i hate it cuz it looks like i got a mustache though i don't.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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