"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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so im sitting at home watching tv around 11pm. i get a call from one of my boys and an old coworker asking me to come out to this party. so i go out there and theres about 50 peopel there outside partying with music and alcohol,etc. i greet my boys and who do i see there??....my little sister!! (im 22 shes 20)

so now im in shock like wth are you doing here!! turns out she know a couple of the people i know and my old coworker. she introduces me to her bf and i didnt even want to look at him. ( i am very protective of my little sister) my old coorker tim jokes saying that were family now and sh!t but i didnt say anything. what really pissed me off though was that my little sister tried to introce me to this dude i used to know lets call him "fag".

(fag is this dude i used to hang out with in high school who him and some other guys pretended to be my friend but used me for my money and showed me no respect and stuff and did hard drugs and all that stuff, i wanted to get away from all those people and now he comes popping back in my life!!)

now i cant believe he knows my sister!! thank god she didnt say he was dating him or i wold have flipped!! i cant believe my little sister is friends with this manipulative, user/ drug addict!!!

anyways after that i didnt feel like partying much and just sat there on my couch talking to my friends....everytime myblittle sister walked byi was looking at her hands to see with they had a drink in them. but its not so much that. i just cant believe my sister is hanging out with this fagg0t that used me in the past and influence me to do drugs and be a crack addict like him. guys im soo mad!!! help!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It don't matter what you say or do. If your sister likes him, she will only see the good qualities in him. Trying to come in between them will mess up your relationship with your sister while strengthen him.
 

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Originally posted by DJDamage
It don't matter what you say or do. If your sister likes him, she will only see the good qualities in him. Trying to come in between them will mess up your relationship with your sister while strengthen him.
what good quALITIES? HES A CRACK HEAD, ALCOHOLIC, WEEDHEAD, DUDE WITH NO FUTURE, NO EDUCATION, USER, PLAYER, WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF HE HAD A STD NEITHER.
 

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Originally posted by Ken785
what good quALITIES? HES A CRACK HEAD, ALCOHOLIC, WEEDHEAD, DUDE WITH NO FUTURE, NO EDUCATION, USER, PLAYER, WOULDNT BE SUPRISED IF HE HAD A STD NEITHER.
yea girls are dumb....they fail to see that.
 

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Say goodbye to your sister. She is 20 years old and by now has probably been banged multiple times.

And if shes hangin with dudes who do drugs well then things could be worse, she could be a shwaghag, bangin all kind of dealers so she can hang around and smoke up all their drugs.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Julian
Say goodbye to your sister. She is 20 years old and by now has probably been banged multiple times.

And if shes hangin with dudes who do drugs well then things could be worse, she could be a shwaghag, bangin all kind of dealers so she can hang around and smoke up all their drugs.
HaHaHaHaHa agreed your sister is a crack wh*re shes going to end up living in a trailer park with 16 kids......So congratulations your going to be a uncle
 

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Originally posted by Black_Italian
HaHaHaHaHa agreed your sister is a crack wh*re shes going to end up living in a trailer park with 16 kids......So congratulations your going to be a uncle
man fvck you guys.
 

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Perhaps you should try to let slip some of the sh!t he's done in an inconspicuous manner as not to draw attention. Degrade his image in your sister's mind without being obvious. The best examples would be women he has treated badly.
 

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Say goodbye to your sister. She is 20 years old and by now has probably been banged multiple times.
That's to funny...

Noone wants to think their sister is a *****. I sure wouldn't want to think mine is, especially since shes's only 12. Once they reach 18 man its their life, hard thing to except but its the truth. Just relax man more you push the more she's going to do the oppisite. Sister or no sister shes still a GIRL. And girl's dont like being told what to do.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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girls do go for the bad guys , but if she wants to date his sorry asss , just tell her what he did to you and amke your case, if she doesent listen then i dont know lock her in her room for the day...
 

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She's 20 yrs old....... Let her do what she wants. If what you say is true, then this relationshio will never last.

Fvck man, stop being an idiot. It's your sister's life and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, except bite your tongue. If this guy disrespects her, then pipe-up but until then, keep your mouth shut. Your sister will hate you for trying to be "the protective big brother".

You could tell her what this guy did to you, but it will only make you look worse, while strengthening his appeal as a bad boy.

Just chill out, and get that innocent little sister image out of your head. She's like all the other women in the world. Accept it.


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you are a loser if you want to live your sister's life
 

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If you feel so protective of your sister. Imagine if it was your doughter. So you guys that are out there looking for pvssy, some day you are gona have a little gurll who is gona be snached away from you by a group of young black men who will take turns untill she is as loose as ..........(I can't think of anything, but you get my pint)
 

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You need some to some self control man.....your thoughts are ****ting inside your brain. Look.....if your sister is anything like you are than she'll realize this guy is a loser and move on. Most girls date complete losers at some point or another until they realize they're wasting their time. Just let it wait itself out unless she starts doing drugs or commiting crimes. Then and only then do you tell your parents call the cops etc. to what needs to be done to put an end to it.....give her a chance, let her think for herself.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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