I can bang chicks...but WTF is up with no oral?

[WORKEROUTER]

So here's the deal...I can bang chicks just fine. I've had my share. However, I can't seem to get a gal who just goes down on me like a champ! What's up with this?

Does anyone else have problems with BJ-resistant girls? I am tired of it and need some suggestions as to get them down.

 

[DumpaLumpagus]

Well, I see this problem as the women failing to realize her role as the pleasure-giver and the man to be given pleasure to. I suggest you give her some pleasure first, like putting some candy on your rod and have her suck it off; she will enjoy this very much. Or better yet, while she is sucking you can give her a temple-lobe or even a neck massage! I have used both of these methods and they work wonders. Of course first you have to defeat her b!tch-shield to get her sucking in the first place. Usually you can "split the bill" and offer to go down on her first, and then she will go down on you. You can also use "the bribe", where you give her some money (the bribe) and she sucks your c0ck, and she promises not to tell anyone. Among these methods there is also "bobbing for apples". Apples are a very healthy fruit indeed, so to pull this off you need to convince her your testicles are actually delicious candy-coated fruits, waiting to be enjoyed by her. Just ask her, "Would you like to go apple-bobbing?", and present your apples, and she will understand. There are many more methods described in my e-book, and for a fee of just 9.95, YOU too can have my patented come-ons! To order, just check my profile for contact info. Cheers!

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

I have had this same problem, too..... and do you want to know what my conclusion is?

Most of the girls I'm banging are slvts and they sleep around alot so they don't go down on the guys they're with. It's risky, and most just want a good lay and have no desire to please you.

I've done the math in my head about it, and all the girls who gave me head were really great girls..... the ones who I know for a fact "got around" never once gave me head.

Heh here's to my 1000th post! I'm not sure that's sucha a good thing.:woo:

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Hey man, I've had similar situations. Just depends on the girl. I have about 40% of the girls I'm with go down on me during ONS. It's no big deal to me. I don't expect it. I just go down on them and when I come up, I start fvcking. Unless they stop me before I put it in, I don't get head.

 

[FRëSHURE]

Originally posted by ER!C L!VE
Hey man, I've had similar situations. Just depends on the girl. I have about 40% of the girls I'm with go down on me during ONS. It's no big deal to me. I don't expect it. I just go down on them and when I come up, I start fvcking. Unless they stop me before I put it in, I don't get head.

thats about the same as me..

its a ONS. So basically, you want to get them hot, and get your d*ck in before she decides sex isn't such a good idea..
so i don't ask or even try to push them into a blow job. i'd rather get the sex. If they offer.. i'll take

I don't like them that much anyway.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

*Shrugs*

I never have a problem with it.

AS