Last night was pretty crazy. Me and 3 other dudes went out last night to this club. We got drunk of course. One dude whom I was with who used to be my best friend for years was drunk too but we dont hang out as much and I really dont respect him anymore, a lot of my friends dont like him. He ended up running into this girl he fvcked like 6 years ago like once and d1cked over. He would tell me how shes in love with him yadda yadda and shes a nut case according to him. Anyways we all went to college together so I would see her around and Ive always wanted to fvck her but we never talked.
Me and her end up talking and i got her and her friend shots. My friend is also there standing there. Her friend is the biggest b1tch ive ever met. She is one of those girls that never gets laid or hangs out with dorky azz dudes so she takes it out on other people. Honestly the biggest bitter b1tch. I was being so nice to her the whole night when in reality im usually like get the fvck out of here. She was with some ex bf who was a tool along with another dude who was a f@g. She ends up yelling at my friend (the dude who fvcked her friend years ago) i dont know over what but she was just an idiot. My friend gets mad and says lets go. I was like no (the bar wasnt closing and I was talking to the chick I wanted to fvck for years and was having fun.
So the chick and I start flirting and shes like oh you like a polo model or some sh!t but she basically kept on complementing me about how good I look (IOI). We start joking around etc. My friend leaves. The girl goes to the bathroom and says dont leave me and wait I was like ya fine. So my other friend is there so i tell him to take of her b1tch friend.
We go outside, its me, my other friend and the 2 girls. Meanwhile the b1tches ex and his friend are pleading with them to go back with them. I ask the girl I wanna fvck well you wanna go back with them or go to my friends house (the one she fvcked years ago) shes like no I go with you. Im like ok.
We walk back to my house and her b1tch friend makes some comment to me. I was saying I drive a 92 honda accord just messing around. The b1tch says i feel sorry for you or thats pathetic , i dont remember but is was a b1tchy comment. So I whipped out my car key (I drive a benz) and put it by my d1ck and say yea lets take a ride in my honda accord. They were like oh you drive a benz I was like yea so stfu. The girl with me is like youre a d1ck. I was like Im just joking.
Then she asks me about my gf and Im like I dont have a gf (I live with my gf but we are on the rocks big time). But I just said i dont. And I knew the gf wasnt coming home because she was styaing with her friend. We get to my house they probably saw all the pics of my gf around my house lol. and the b1tch starts acting up. Im like you want food, water, alcohol? I was being nice to the b1tch so I wouldnt get cb'd. My girl starts throwing up. Then the b1tch says to me you try way too hard. Im like really. I dont gotta try hard beleive me and ya I do got a gf. God this b1tch was picking a fight with everyone. My friend finally grabs her and calms her down. Meanwhile my girl becomes a b1tch to me out of the blue. She starts saying I dont want you to take care of me I want your friend too(the one that left earlier). Im like ya ill take you to his house if you want. Then she said you got me this drunk. Then she goes in my bathroom. I go in there to get my dog outta there and shes like get out! At that point I went to lay in my bed and said fvck it.
The girl comes out of the bathroom and opens my door and acts like she walking out of my bedroom then she comes back in and shuts the door. In my head im like well guess she wants to mess around. Then she opens the door again and says I gotta leave and grabs her friend who was messing with my firend already. As they are leaving her friend makes some comment and I say somehting back. Then my girl says dont hate me i say I dont and you dont hate me. That was that.
I wake up this morning and Im like wtf happened last night and what went wrong. I gave those b1tches every opportunity to not come home with me. I was like well youre going back home right or youre going with those dudes or I can take you somewhere and I kept saying ya you can go to my friends house (the one she fvcked) and she kept on saying Ill just go with you. Serioulsy so many times I made it seem like I had no intention of her coming home with me but she kept on saying shes coming with me.
Then she fvckin flips on me for no reason. I think she might have been confused as to whether or not to mess with me considering she fvcked my friend a long time ago. Maybe she got p1ssed when I was being a d1ck to her friend. I dont know. All i know is i had a girl at my house that ive been wanting to fvck forever and this sh1t happens.
Me and her end up talking and i got her and her friend shots. My friend is also there standing there. Her friend is the biggest b1tch ive ever met. She is one of those girls that never gets laid or hangs out with dorky azz dudes so she takes it out on other people. Honestly the biggest bitter b1tch. I was being so nice to her the whole night when in reality im usually like get the fvck out of here. She was with some ex bf who was a tool along with another dude who was a f@g. She ends up yelling at my friend (the dude who fvcked her friend years ago) i dont know over what but she was just an idiot. My friend gets mad and says lets go. I was like no (the bar wasnt closing and I was talking to the chick I wanted to fvck for years and was having fun.
So the chick and I start flirting and shes like oh you like a polo model or some sh!t but she basically kept on complementing me about how good I look (IOI). We start joking around etc. My friend leaves. The girl goes to the bathroom and says dont leave me and wait I was like ya fine. So my other friend is there so i tell him to take of her b1tch friend.
We go outside, its me, my other friend and the 2 girls. Meanwhile the b1tches ex and his friend are pleading with them to go back with them. I ask the girl I wanna fvck well you wanna go back with them or go to my friends house (the one she fvcked years ago) shes like no I go with you. Im like ok.
We walk back to my house and her b1tch friend makes some comment to me. I was saying I drive a 92 honda accord just messing around. The b1tch says i feel sorry for you or thats pathetic , i dont remember but is was a b1tchy comment. So I whipped out my car key (I drive a benz) and put it by my d1ck and say yea lets take a ride in my honda accord. They were like oh you drive a benz I was like yea so stfu. The girl with me is like youre a d1ck. I was like Im just joking.
Then she asks me about my gf and Im like I dont have a gf (I live with my gf but we are on the rocks big time). But I just said i dont. And I knew the gf wasnt coming home because she was styaing with her friend. We get to my house they probably saw all the pics of my gf around my house lol. and the b1tch starts acting up. Im like you want food, water, alcohol? I was being nice to the b1tch so I wouldnt get cb'd. My girl starts throwing up. Then the b1tch says to me you try way too hard. Im like really. I dont gotta try hard beleive me and ya I do got a gf. God this b1tch was picking a fight with everyone. My friend finally grabs her and calms her down. Meanwhile my girl becomes a b1tch to me out of the blue. She starts saying I dont want you to take care of me I want your friend too(the one that left earlier). Im like ya ill take you to his house if you want. Then she said you got me this drunk. Then she goes in my bathroom. I go in there to get my dog outta there and shes like get out! At that point I went to lay in my bed and said fvck it.
The girl comes out of the bathroom and opens my door and acts like she walking out of my bedroom then she comes back in and shuts the door. In my head im like well guess she wants to mess around. Then she opens the door again and says I gotta leave and grabs her friend who was messing with my firend already. As they are leaving her friend makes some comment and I say somehting back. Then my girl says dont hate me i say I dont and you dont hate me. That was that.
I wake up this morning and Im like wtf happened last night and what went wrong. I gave those b1tches every opportunity to not come home with me. I was like well youre going back home right or youre going with those dudes or I can take you somewhere and I kept saying ya you can go to my friends house (the one she fvcked) and she kept on saying Ill just go with you. Serioulsy so many times I made it seem like I had no intention of her coming home with me but she kept on saying shes coming with me.
Then she fvckin flips on me for no reason. I think she might have been confused as to whether or not to mess with me considering she fvcked my friend a long time ago. Maybe she got p1ssed when I was being a d1ck to her friend. I dont know. All i know is i had a girl at my house that ive been wanting to fvck forever and this sh1t happens.