"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Canadian Catnip

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What is the quickest you have seen a girl's a$$ get fat?

I know this girl who just turned 22. I have only known her less than a year, she is just a friend. In all that time I thought she was really attractive and had a very nice small a$$.

I used to sneak looks at her body and I really liked her tiny behind. Well within about 2 months her behind went from a small little thing to a pretty wide girth.:eek:

She used to wear those black tight yoga pants, but just last week I saw her with a sweater wrapped around her waist and she now wears black corduroy pants all the time, no more yoga pants. I mean come on a sweater around your waist in August? We all know what that sweater is there for. It also means that she is aware that her a$$ is getting bigger. Until I saw her wearing the sweater I thought I was just imagining that her a$$ was bigger.

Anyway I really wanted to know how quickly can a women's behind grow? Can it go from small to cover me with a sweater in 2 months? I have seen women get fat before but not in 2 months.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Why do you want to know?
 
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Believe it or not, I saw a girl's bottom grow while she was swimming - as if her buttocks were a seed in thirst for water!! I was astonished to say the least!!
 

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Men or women can easily gain 1 pound a week. It's not that hard if you, uh, set your mind to it. The thing with some women, is that they have "pear-shaped" DNA. I have seen curiously huge butts on otherwise normal women, so it's not your imagination.
 

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The Juan and only said:
Why do you want to know?
Well I thought I had made my question clear. And no It's not a joke post. I always assumed that girls that gained weight got fatter over a longer period of time.

I was wondering if this girl suddenly started eating more and she gained an extra 5 to 10 pounds and it went straight to her butt. She is a vegetarian and seems to eat like a bird.

Can a chick go from a super hot tight body to fat a$$ in 2 months? I have never seen a girl get so big so quickly and was wondering if anyone else has seen a girl put on poundage quick enough to surprise you?

I just had another thought, maybe she's pregnant.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Uh, if she was pregnant, she wouldn't be carrying the baby in her ass.

Maybe it's just the pants she's wearing? A bad cut, etc.
 

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easy she probablly is jus eating alot more if shes gettin fat...or she jus recently been taking birth control..birth control makes alot of women gain weight
 

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Since she's still young her estrogen levels are high which tend to concentrate fat around the thighs and to a lesser extent the breasts. Perhaps she started working out? My friend Amy's (skinny girl) ass got huge from squats + newbie gains.
 
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