"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am too perverted to get a gf..Single til I die?

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ANyone not feel like this also.

For example, If I had a gf Id want to watch her shower, Id want to touch her up all the time. Basically I would just be hard aroudn her all day and want to do sexual things.

I dont desire a girl in any other way but to pleasure myself. I dotn even know who or waht to talk about with them. Id literally just be bonersed all the time lol

However, I dont think any girl wants a guy liek that?

So, the other option is to never have a gf but then only try to find slutty girls that will occaisonaly have sex with me or use prostitutes.

Does anyone else hear what iM saying??!?!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Karmasutra stop trolling, I know it's you.
 
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No dude, everything you have ever said is perfectly normal behavior. That's how all dudes get chicks. We just watch them sleep, stand in the bathroom jerking off when they're in the shower. Jizz on her face while she's sleeping etc.... You're on the right track man, keep it up!

Girls hate all that stupid conversation **** and having normal relationships!
 
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joverby said:
No dude, everything you have ever said is perfectly normal behavior. That's how all dudes get chicks. We just watch them sleep, stand in the bathroom jerking off when they're in the shower. Jizz on her face while she's sleeping etc.... You're on the right track man, keep it up!

Girls hate all that stupid conversation **** and having normal relationships!
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lol thing is what you said is what I do lmao

I had a girl once and I used to look at her face and jerk off when she was sleeping lol.

And I wanna shower with her and come in the shower.

I know this is no good for getting girls but its how I am which means I will always be single I guess. Its not a problem but i dont think im gonna get much girls anyway so I need to use hookers whihc sucks.

In thailand I could be a perv lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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that's not true their are girls looking for perverted bf out their.. I had few friends.. I want a bf to grab me, or sit on their laps in public.. ;) but i always had Polite guys :/
 
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If you want to be single all your life then so be it. Its your choice and life and if it suits you the best then you should have no problem doing it. Be prepared of being accused of being gay though lol, that's how ignorant people can be
 
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