"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I am so fvcked

Packers2010

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what is with the trolls on this god dam forum!

explain to me what you think would happen when you told this guy? really? i know a girl who tired to do this to me.

you can't sting a guy along for 8 years then **** him. just to get over your last LTR ( this happens to me) it will FOOK this guy over! in a big way.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Gambler

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JessicaBunny said:
I want everything. Marriage. Kids...
I hear there's this website called "Plenty of Fish." From what I've heard, this site is the perfect place to meet guys who want marriage and kids.

And, as fate would have it, there are several members right here at SoSuave who are experts at drafting Plenty of Fish profiles if you happen to need any assistance.

Good luck!

The Gambler
 

VladPatton

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Bring out the Troll House Cookies, yo!
 
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