"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I just got cheated on. I feel like sh*t. I want to kill something. F*ck.

How do the rest of you deal with this kind of anger? I've been with her for a month now. It was getting serious. She now decides to throw it all away.

F*ck.

Sorry for the useless thread. I don't know what to do. I want to curl up in a ball and die. I feel like a ****ing failure for not keeping her sexually interested. I thought I was doing so well.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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it's her lost just NEXTTTTTTTTT!!! her, you'll get finer, funnier and more smart women than she'll ever be!.
 
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Remember, YOU are the prize. If she can't see that, than screw it and next her.

Don't let this sort of thing bruise you. It can happen to just about anyone.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Telos said:
I just got cheated on.
...I've been with her for a month - She now decides to throw it all away.

I want to curl up in a ball and die. I feel like a ****ing failure for not keeping her sexually interested. I thought I was doing so well.
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Haha, nice troll post!!!
 
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Thanks guys. I am feeling a little bit better. I went to the gym and ran three miles... that took off some anxiety.

She doesn't know that I know and she keeps calling me to hang out this weekend like nothing is wrong. I could tell though in the tone of her voice that something was different. She wants to go camping. I'm thinking about getting her wasted, f*cking the **** out of her one last time, and then telling her what I know RIGHT after, and then that I never want to see her ever again.

Stupid c*nt. I want to break her heart.
 
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Time out!!! She doesn't know that you know? Fu*ck her then!! Don't let in on the fact that you know. Keep her around as some steady azz until you find someone better.

It's called "Game" for a reason. Play her azz!!
 
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Telos said:
Thanks guys. I am feeling a little bit better. I went to the gym and ran three miles... that took off some anxiety.

She doesn't know that I know and she keeps calling me to hang out this weekend like nothing is wrong. I could tell though in the tone of her voice that something was different. She wants to go camping. I'm thinking about getting her wasted, f*cking the **** out of her one last time, and then telling her what I know RIGHT after, and then that I never want to see her ever again.

Stupid c*nt. I want to break her heart.
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One month, a single month - four to five dates (if you're a smart guy), you shouldn't even be 'exclusive' with this girl after one month. Why are you getting so wound up after only one month? :nono:

NEXT!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Monkey said:
One month, a single month - four to five dates (if you're a smart guy), you shouldn't even be 'exclusive' with this girl after one month. Why are you getting so wound up after only one month? :nono:

NEXT!
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Good point. I'm caught up. This girl was the best I've ever had. HB9. Young. Consistent sex. High IL. I got greedy and saw her too much. She still calls every day to hang out and I finally grew big enough balls to tell her no today.

I guess the AFC side of me is seeking validation right now from a forum. Go me. Feel free to deny it and tear me up.

I just needed to vent somewhere.
 
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