I am in love with my freind

[CarlitosWay]

I re wrote that for you to be a little more accurate. there were a few discrepancies.

*claps* Bravo well executed and wouldn't be surprised if this **** was spot on hahahhaaa...I had a chic who was trying to us me for an emotional tampon, well you know what, she pretty much just used me for my **** too and than left me!! I was sad ...for like a day

 

[backbreaker]

*claps* Bravo well executed and wouldn't be surprised if this **** was spot on hahahhaaa...I had a chic who was trying to us me for an emotional tampon, well you know what, she pretty much just used me for my **** too and than left me!! I was sad ...for like a day

man, i could give 100 dj's here a blank piece of paper and tell all of them to write down the traits of 'the boyfriend" and i assure you without fail, they would all be the same

possessive
doesn't "get me"

doesn't "understand"
abusive

the "love isn't there anymore"
"distant"

every guy here has fallen for this ****. I have, for years.
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Truth be told is we make this too complicated. if she didn't like him she wuldnt' be iwth him, probably right now.

women who dont' like their BF's, go get new ones, they dont' cry about the ones they have.

I remember the girl that brought me here.. i waited that **** out like a lion waiting on a gazelle. just bided my time. And there was some attraction there, I knew it then and I know it more now. there usually is. women dont' pour their heart out to 300 pound slobs (usually). we went out from time to time i'd pick her up everyday from schoool, take her home and run hom just to get my black ass on the phone with this girl. she did a number on me big time.

everytime "it" came up, she told me she wasn't ready, or this, or that... then one day she just meets a guy and by the end of the night they are dating. that hurt and I learned alot from that experience.

i tell her basically to **** off.

so she comes back 2 years later almost to the day, we play this tango again.. this time she's coming a little heavier, she comes over my house a few times, spends the night a few times... we kiss a few times.. i'm this motherfvcking close! she is almost done with him.. one day, it was a tuesday i am convinced to this day she was ready to do it.. i took off work (seriously) to "be with her in her time of need".. he did do some pretty ****ed up **** in retrospect that day but still that was taking it overboard.. i ran a ****ing company and i just take off to "be" with her.. **** that.

anyway we play this game again, this time I have a GF but it's pretty clear i want her and would have dropped her ass like a bad habit to date her. So she talks about him and gets to the point where she gets "jealous" of me talking to other girls (this **** is the killer man.. obviously she cares about me or she wouldn't be jealous), then next thing you know she's in a new relationship with a new guy.

women dont' fessup they reup


I've dated some wmen.. of the ones I've actually dated i'd say... 25 women. give or take in my life, not just sex actually dating. All but 2 of those, we dated within a week of me meeting them. one of the two i actually rejected until she came back looking like a freaking model a few months later and i had to "win her back".. the other i was dating someone else at the time when i met her and was not going to cheat and really wasn't all that interested in the beginning but i assure you i could have probably screwed her the first day i met her.

 

[Diaforetikos]

READ THE EFFIN' DJ BIBLE. READ IT!! DANG. BOTTOM OF THE EFFIN' PAGE! We give advice to help you, but you don't want to effin' listen.

You came here because you don't have the answers. But when we give them to you, you suddenly have your own way of doing sh!t. That's like having a multiple choice question, but there's only one answer to choose from. But you decide to write out your own answer.

We'll help you if you want help. But don't ask for help if you won't use at least one bit of advice.

 

[Perfect]

Man... She's not attracted to you, dude. I know you don't want to hear that, and I know you don't want to believe it. But she isn't going to get in a relationship with you because she can "cry on your shoulder". You're more like her girlfriend right now. Actually, you ARE her girlfriend.


It's gonna be hell for you trying to pull her. She's gonna be back and forth about it because she sees you as a good person but doesn't desire you. This will have your head spinning in circles screaming "WTF". And on top of that, her bf may eventually find out and might go Super Smash Bros. on you.

 

[boomerick]

Backbreaker ----FOR THE WIN !!!!

Hilarious ...totally nailed it!

Your re-write of the origional post should be carved in stone and enshrined

Denial is a horrible thing

Diaforetikos ---always the best advise in these kinds of situations

The surprising thing is how small this forum would be if people only read the existing info before they posted.....

Over and Out.