"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i am assuming this is what a **** test is? i think i encoutered it for why? Explain

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her - I've eaten, I've been felt up....Ithink I'm having a great evening...lmao
me - Haha now that sounds like a night
her - Lol.....no questions huh. I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
me - Lol of course now why wouldnt we?
Her- I didnt have any doubt..... But I didnt get felt up....I was kidding
me - Rofl well no **** sherlock
Her - Lol well actually I sort of did....but I didn't like it
Me - Gotcha
Her - Im just gonna leave it alone hows the fair?
Me - Lol just do you I know how yall girls work so its all good kool and the gang is about to start
Her - Id ask for u to feel me up but youve done more then that ;)
Her - before you say yall girls he was trying to get my attention do he keep grabbing my arm rubbing his foot on my leg and winking at me. So we had a running gag that he was feeling up on me.
Please reveal all your tricks. I like to experience new things :D
Me - I bet you do

Can anyone explain what was he reason and what was going through her head?

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is an English speaking forum bro.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do people take notice of rep points I wonder or do they think they're just for show?
 

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I want to talk to this girl she says hi or whatever but I'm not a dj just a reg guy so what should i say to her Im just saying because cold approaches not like me at all so pls help just tell me whst to say. maybe i tell her i met pauly shore one time, he said i should do syand up comdy but i have a little stage fright i forget my lines and then I tried changing my prifle on pof to ****y funny but i got no replies. she takes meds for seizures but she only has tgem when im around i dont get it. tell me what to do oyou guys dont care so ill just post some nonsense in another langage to bump my thread. Bimpah Swagert. Fricket
 
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Hemp cant breathe makin me laff. But seriously i did indepth research and it PISSED ME OFf on **** test EXPLAIN WHY DO U WANNA GET MARRIED IF WOMEN **** TEST U? Only guy who's gonna do what women want are loser guys guya who dont care or wont do what they want are dating multiple women so if she asks for relationship how do you reply?
 

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Exactly
 
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