"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i am a very horny french woman !!!!

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ALPHROMEO is such cool guy he lets me utilize his space
i must admit i m quite excited to be able to communicate with so many guys
actually i am feeling very sexy tonite
strangely enough it s kind of hot and i am wearing this light springlike skirt i am exposing my legs and knees but i mind not ( excuse my bad english ) cos i am all on my own!!

i have always dreamed of making love to an american man strong man i would talk sweets words of love to him and make him feel very big with me
ctually i am quite delicate and very feminine

i d love an american man to share his big croissant with me please guys get in touch i m feeling so horny
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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If you were a rapper, your name would be "T-roll"
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ALPHAROMEO said:
ALPHROMEO is such cool guy he lets me utilize his space
i must admit i m quite excited to be able to communicate with so many guys
actually i am feeling very sexy tonite
strangely enough it s kind of hot and i am wearing this light springlike skirt i am exposing my legs and knees but i mind not ( excuse my bad english ) cos i am all on my own!!

i have always dreamed of making love to an american man strong man i would talk sweets words of love to him and make him feel very big with me
ctually i am quite delicate and very feminine

i d love an american man to share his big croissant with me please guys get in touch i m feeling so horny
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What? Is that supposed to turn me on? You're no woman!
 
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You were actually pretty entertaining until you posted this thread, man. Now you just need to go ahead and leave.
 
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This thread made me laugh. You can usually guess someone is faking having a poor level of English when most of it reads well apart from the bit where they are saying excuse my poor language skills.

Women dont call c0cks croissants, if i were french, i'd call it the eifle tower, sausage, but how does a croissant resemble a c0ck. lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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