I Am A Nice Guy

[betterthandead]

i am a nice guy

because I'm the guy during class who mutters under his breath the answer because I don't want people to be looking at me and thinking i have a personality.

i am a nice guy

because if a girl rejects me it's much more awful than losing a family member, getting fired from work, or wrecking your car.

i am a nice guy

because if i don't pay for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and so on dates it means i can't support her. being a nice guy is about opening my wallet and supporting her

i am a nice guy

because i see women as fragile creatures who shouldn't get hurt and be spared of any pain and suffering even though they bleed a lot more than me and have to deal with creepy people trying to hit on them

i am a nice guy

because if a neighbor is playing loud music and acting like an ******* i don't say anything and just be quiet, hoping but raging he will stop

i am a nice guy

because i complain all the good women are taken and make fun of any unattractive women because i'd rather spend time staying inside playing video games or going to youtube

i am a nice guy

because if there is another guy who is more attractive or looks different than me, i like to knock him down as much as possible just to make myself feel better

i am a nice guy

because i make sure that my girl is not talking to other guys or taking up all her time so she won't cheat on me because i'm worried about her leaving me

i am a nice guy

because my only enjoyment in life is finding that one woman and then marry her because i believe in marriage

i am a nice guy

because i don't like hanging around other guys i'd rather prefer hanging with my wife or looking for a girl and believe that what makes a nice guy is being with a girl and ignoring other guys

i am a nice guy

because i expect women who are interested to be the ones calling me initially to give me the signs

i am a nice guy

because i am dutiful to my long term girlfriend/wife even though she gained 100 pounds and has huge warts all over her face and ass.

i am a nice guy

because i believe being a nice guy is about looking good and having a perceived notion of attractiveness

i am a nice guy

because i believe that each woman has never had sex with any other guy or 10 other guys that she is holy like my mother

i am a nice guy

because i don't believe in friends first. i believe in being friends with her for months or years...waiting for her to make the move.

i am a nice guy

because i'd rather respond to my girl than to a guy because she's everything to me, she would never backstab me or lie to me...she is holy like my mother

i am a nice guy

because i treat all the girls the same...all nice and accomodating...just like what other don juans tell me just like how gay guys treat girls

 

[marinetti]

i don't know if you're imitating all the newbie posts on this board or if you are making statements about yourself. either way, guys, if you show these signs, you need to take the DJ bootcamp.

 

[betterthandead]

i don't know if you're imitating all the newbie posts on this board or if you are making statements about yourself. either way, guys, if you show these signs, you need to take the DJ bootcamp.

I figured this would go over the heads of the ...kthxbye generation.

 

[Potbelly]

This post is gold. Marinetti...read between the lines bro.

 

[verysuave]

he's talking sh1t about the lame nice guys on this board

 

[Potbelly]

He's revealing the TRUE nice guy.

Nice guys aren't victimized all the time and puppies who need saving. They brought this upon themselves.

 

[Maxtro]

Nice post. The secret definition of Nice Guy is passive aggressive wuss.

i am a nice guy

because i believe being a nice guy is about looking good and having a perceived notion of attractiveness

What is wrong with this? Are you telling me I shouldn't try to look good?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

i am a nice guy

because I'm the guy during class who mutters under his breath the answer because I don't want people to be looking at me and thinking i have a personality.

i am a nice guy

because if a girl rejects me it's much more awful than losing a family member, getting fired from work, or wrecking your car.

i am a nice guy

because if i don't pay for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and so on dates it means i can't support her. being a nice guy is about opening my wallet and supporting her

i am a nice guy

because i see women as fragile creatures who shouldn't get hurt and be spared of any pain and suffering even though they bleed a lot more than me and have to deal with creepy people trying to hit on them

i am a nice guy

because if a neighbor is playing loud music and acting like an ******* i don't say anything and just be quiet, hoping but raging he will stop

i am a nice guy

because i complain all the good women are taken and make fun of any unattractive women because i'd rather spend time staying inside playing video games or going to youtube

i am a nice guy

because if there is another guy who is more attractive or looks different than me, i like to knock him down as much as possible just to make myself feel better

i am a nice guy

because i make sure that my girl is not talking to other guys or taking up all her time so she won't cheat on me because i'm worried about her leaving me

i am a nice guy

because my only enjoyment in life is finding that one woman and then marry her because i believe in marriage

i am a nice guy

because i don't like hanging around other guys i'd rather prefer hanging with my wife or looking for a girl and believe that what makes a nice guy is being with a girl and ignoring other guys

i am a nice guy

because i expect women who are interested to be the ones calling me initially to give me the signs

i am a nice guy

because i am dutiful to my long term girlfriend/wife even though she gained 100 pounds and has huge warts all over her face and ass.

i am a nice guy

because i believe being a nice guy is about looking good and having a perceived notion of attractiveness

i am a nice guy

because i believe that each woman has never had sex with any other guy or 10 other guys that she is holy like my mother

i am a nice guy

because i don't believe in friends first. i believe in being friends with her for months or years...waiting for her to make the move.

i am a nice guy

because i'd rather respond to my girl than to a guy because she's everything to me, she would never backstab me or lie to me...she is holy like my mother

i am a nice guy

because i treat all the girls the same...all nice and accomodating...just like what other don juans tell me just like how gay guys treat girls

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Priceless!!!

Now I suggest that you go wash your hands, you don't want to get any of that on you.

 

[marinetti]

alright guys, i was just giving him the benefit of the 'Nice Guy' doubt

by the way, there's this grrl i had a mad crush on for like two years and she told me she loves me like a brother how do a make a move? kthxbye

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

alright guys, i was just giving him the benefit of the 'Nice Guy' doubt

by the way, there's this grrl i had a mad crush on for like two years and she told me she loves me like a brother how do a make a move? kthxbye

Ask her if she has an incest fetish.

 

[Don Juanabbe]

alright guys, i was just giving him the benefit of the 'Nice Guy' doubt

by the way, there's this grrl i had a mad crush on for like two years and she told me she loves me like a brother how do a make a move? kthxbye

2 years?

Ok, assuming you aren't being facetious....

Way too late. You should have established your interest in the first 2 minutes, never mind 2 years.

Then if she's not interested, you at least stepped to the plate, manned up, and avoided wasting 2 years of your time.

I hope for your sake she at least has some hot friends that you've been banging, otherwise the situation is a complete waste.

2 Years......unbelievable.

 

[marinetti]

hahahaha

i just think it was funny that betterthandead lumped me in with the 'kthxbye' generation at the beginning of this thread.

calm down guys. i've got a LR to post later.