"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I am a FREE man. WOOOO

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Moofahsa

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Same **** will happen, I'll get to do whatever I want for a while...I'll get all involved and she'll distance...I'll get pissed....****in blow her off and she'll be back knockin at my door.

Rinse and repeat.


The sex is just so freakin insane...I dunno man, I could have a heart attack after a few rounds of that. But the rest sucks
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Moofahsa

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She is going to call me in 30 minutes she says, I'm just going to tell her I don't really ever want to see her again. Pray it goes good guys, cause this **** could be ****ed
 
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Rock on !!! it's your life YOU come first... she didn't change she's still the same, take what you've learned and pass it on.
 
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Crazy Asian

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nice bro!
i guess that means no more pickin' cotton all day long.
congrats.
 
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