Ok, so this is a long one, but a good one.
Me and my wing met this chick (girl A) at this party, and we all agreed to chill sometime. So my wing called her, no big deal. So one day they had been talking and wanted to get the three of us together plus another (girl B) and watch a movie in her basement. So we set out to her house, got there and said our hellos and my initial reaction to girl B was, "meh, i've seen / had better). It was dark at this time.
(((Ok, so here's the background on this girl, she had broken up with her boy friend like a day beforethis, that's all i knew about her from Girl A)))
So we made our way into her house and down to the basement, and i started playin wing for my buddy cuz i wasn't too interested in this chick. We were watching coach carter by the way lol. So my wing wasn't fairing too well, and then the lights came on, and damn, girl B was actually hella fine! so i went ahead and started playin with girl B. I completely blew her out of the freakin water with my superb skillz
She was giving me heavy signs, mega eye contact with nervous look aways, laughed at everything i said, the whole nine yards. We were sitting on a love seat with the flip up foot rests and she was to my right. So i asked her if she could touch her toes, and she tried and as she leaned forward i put my arm behind her and she leaned back and realized i had my arm around her (i'm a smooth MF lol) she gave me this questioning look like, "wtf are you doing?" and i just gave her the biggest grin and raised and eyebrow like, "are you gonna be difficult or are you just gonna be a good little girl and lean on me?" (note, nothing was actually said, this just goes to show the power of body lingo)
So she repositions herself so she could cuddle on me better. She was facing toward me and kept glancing up at me and gave me the triangle glance (looks me in eyes, glances at my lips, looks back at my eyes with hers half closed) so i went in, and she pulled back! Silly girl then said that she couldn't because of the situation (Girl A's parents are paranoid, upstairs, and Girl A's little protective brother was in the room) so i told her, "Fine then, you're going to have to wait" lol you shoulda seen her expression, it was sorta a "wtf? is this for real? / dissapointed / you make me horny sorta expression" odd. So we kept cuddling but girl A said some **** about getting off eachother so if her dad came down he wouldn't get all pissed, so girl B gave me the, "i'm so sorry..." look and i gave her a stern "strike 2" sorta look.
Me and my wing stepped outside for a minute "for some air", wondering wether or not they'd follow. They didn't.
So we went inside again and continued the movie.
Eventually i got fed up with the bull****, leaned over to girl B and whispered in her ear, "**** girl A's dad" and brought her closer to me and she gradly cuddled back up. Although like 20 minutes later girl A's dad did come down and we barely got off eachother in time lol. He came down to tell us that it's time for everyone to go home, so reluctantly we all got up and made way to the driveway.
There was no way i'd get that far and not get something! lol
Girl B didn't have a ride so she was trying to make a call on her cell, but wasn't getting any service and said:
GB: "Girl A! i'm not getting any service"
GA: "You can use the home phone"
Me: *Leaning in to whisper in her ear* "You'll get service outside" (said very sugestively.)
So she followed me outside.
She walked out ahead of me and into the driveway, turned around, i walked up put me arms around her, leaned in, *kiss!* lol we made out a little bit not as much as we'd have liked to cuz Girl A's dad could have seen if he looked out the window at all. So i pulled her behind the parked minivan and went at it some more.
(((She gave no tounge! WTF? lol)))
My wing was like, "lets get going man"
(((He was my ride so i couldn't refuse. DAMNIT!))) lol
So she asked my wing for a ride cuz she lived close and he told her no.
(((HUH? He has quite the backseat IMO! Normally he's more reliable than that!)))
So me and my wing left, didn't bother to get her digits, cuz i figured she'd call me.
A few days passed, and she hadn't tried to get ahold of me. After a few more days i went ahead and went through a friend to get her number, i hate doing that, but i wanted some tail! lol
I called her from work and set up a coffee date on my break.
(((Unfortunantly working in a kitchen at 105 degrees sweating really takes it's toll on my sexyness lol)))
So on break i met her and HER SISTER (WTF??) at this coffee shop and we talked a bit, wasn't the same though. something was up. She invited me to meet her at this city celebration fireworks thing after i got off work. So i left, finished work, went home, freshened up, and headed to the fest. It was dark out.
I met her there and found an interesting situation: The group was Girl B, her friend, and two guys! The one she was "there with" was a guy i've had issues with in the past, sorta my old rival. I was NOT about to let him beat me again. So i made some small talk, then pulled her off to the side to go walk down to the docks.
So we went down to the docks and talked a bit, we sat down across and sorta away from eachother so making any kino was out of place. Oh, and there were people in their boats around us, sorta a spectation of sorts. And then our convo sorta slowed down, and i glanced over at her, and she looked back at me and sorta shy'd away, and asked me "what?" and i said "nothing" "no what?" "Nothing" and then i pulled out the cell and to show her some pictures, so i slid over to her side so she could see better. (((TIP: Picture phones are great for getting closer to someone to "share your pictures better"))) and then the silent pause look thing came up again, and she asked me:
GB: What are you thinking?
Me: *Look around as if it was something HUGE that the world couldn't know*
GB: *giggles*
Me: You really wanna know?
GB: Yeah!
Me: *Moves in to whisper something in her ear but turns, pulls her close and kisses!*
Me: You like what i was thinkin?
Her: *with a sated look* Yeah, i liked it
So we made out a bit. Then her damn phone rang and it was her friend who she promised a ride to so she had to go. So i put my arm around her as i walked her off the docks.
here comes a mixed signal: She didnt seem to like my arm around her, she didn't conform to me at all. Weird. Oh well.
She told me to call her later and we went our seperate ways.
Later on i called her, no answer, so i said F that.
a few days later i called one last time, got her answering machine, left a message to call me back.
That night i was on my music myspace uploading a mix to share with my buddies and was snooping around and came across hers. She was back with the tool she had broken up with! lol It all made sense then why she didn't call me back or anything.
I almost feel bad for her, she chose some poor chump over having a shot with someone as amazing as me! lol seriously, i was nice enough to give her an opportunity to see if she was worthy of an opportunity with me! Poor girl doesn't even know what she's missing becuase instead of taking a chance with someone new, she went back to her safezone with her BF.
It gets better: She called me back the next day and we just sorta talked a bit small chat or w/e but never once did she even hint at having a BF! This little girl is trying to play me! lol that's like a kid with a cap gun thinking they can take on the soviet union, cuz that ***** doesn't know who she's messing with haha
Oh, and a few days later my parents were out of town and i had a sleepover with this good lookin friend of mine
~ The Wolf
Me and my wing met this chick (girl A) at this party, and we all agreed to chill sometime. So my wing called her, no big deal. So one day they had been talking and wanted to get the three of us together plus another (girl B) and watch a movie in her basement. So we set out to her house, got there and said our hellos and my initial reaction to girl B was, "meh, i've seen / had better). It was dark at this time.
(((Ok, so here's the background on this girl, she had broken up with her boy friend like a day beforethis, that's all i knew about her from Girl A)))
So we made our way into her house and down to the basement, and i started playin wing for my buddy cuz i wasn't too interested in this chick. We were watching coach carter by the way lol. So my wing wasn't fairing too well, and then the lights came on, and damn, girl B was actually hella fine! so i went ahead and started playin with girl B. I completely blew her out of the freakin water with my superb skillz
She was giving me heavy signs, mega eye contact with nervous look aways, laughed at everything i said, the whole nine yards. We were sitting on a love seat with the flip up foot rests and she was to my right. So i asked her if she could touch her toes, and she tried and as she leaned forward i put my arm behind her and she leaned back and realized i had my arm around her (i'm a smooth MF lol) she gave me this questioning look like, "wtf are you doing?" and i just gave her the biggest grin and raised and eyebrow like, "are you gonna be difficult or are you just gonna be a good little girl and lean on me?" (note, nothing was actually said, this just goes to show the power of body lingo)So she repositions herself so she could cuddle on me better. She was facing toward me and kept glancing up at me and gave me the triangle glance (looks me in eyes, glances at my lips, looks back at my eyes with hers half closed) so i went in, and she pulled back! Silly girl then said that she couldn't because of the situation (Girl A's parents are paranoid, upstairs, and Girl A's little protective brother was in the room) so i told her, "Fine then, you're going to have to wait" lol you shoulda seen her expression, it was sorta a "wtf? is this for real? / dissapointed / you make me horny sorta expression" odd. So we kept cuddling but girl A said some **** about getting off eachother so if her dad came down he wouldn't get all pissed, so girl B gave me the, "i'm so sorry..." look and i gave her a stern "strike 2" sorta look.
Me and my wing stepped outside for a minute "for some air", wondering wether or not they'd follow. They didn't.
So we went inside again and continued the movie.
Eventually i got fed up with the bull****, leaned over to girl B and whispered in her ear, "**** girl A's dad" and brought her closer to me and she gradly cuddled back up. Although like 20 minutes later girl A's dad did come down and we barely got off eachother in time lol. He came down to tell us that it's time for everyone to go home, so reluctantly we all got up and made way to the driveway.
There was no way i'd get that far and not get something! lol
Girl B didn't have a ride so she was trying to make a call on her cell, but wasn't getting any service and said:
GB: "Girl A! i'm not getting any service"
GA: "You can use the home phone"
Me: *Leaning in to whisper in her ear* "You'll get service outside" (said very sugestively.)
So she followed me outside.
She walked out ahead of me and into the driveway, turned around, i walked up put me arms around her, leaned in, *kiss!* lol we made out a little bit not as much as we'd have liked to cuz Girl A's dad could have seen if he looked out the window at all. So i pulled her behind the parked minivan and went at it some more.
(((She gave no tounge! WTF? lol)))
My wing was like, "lets get going man"
(((He was my ride so i couldn't refuse. DAMNIT!))) lol
So she asked my wing for a ride cuz she lived close and he told her no.
(((HUH? He has quite the backseat IMO! Normally he's more reliable than that!)))
So me and my wing left, didn't bother to get her digits, cuz i figured she'd call me.
A few days passed, and she hadn't tried to get ahold of me. After a few more days i went ahead and went through a friend to get her number, i hate doing that, but i wanted some tail! lol
I called her from work and set up a coffee date on my break.
(((Unfortunantly working in a kitchen at 105 degrees sweating really takes it's toll on my sexyness lol)))
So on break i met her and HER SISTER (WTF??) at this coffee shop and we talked a bit, wasn't the same though. something was up. She invited me to meet her at this city celebration fireworks thing after i got off work. So i left, finished work, went home, freshened up, and headed to the fest. It was dark out.
I met her there and found an interesting situation: The group was Girl B, her friend, and two guys! The one she was "there with" was a guy i've had issues with in the past, sorta my old rival. I was NOT about to let him beat me again. So i made some small talk, then pulled her off to the side to go walk down to the docks.
So we went down to the docks and talked a bit, we sat down across and sorta away from eachother so making any kino was out of place. Oh, and there were people in their boats around us, sorta a spectation of sorts. And then our convo sorta slowed down, and i glanced over at her, and she looked back at me and sorta shy'd away, and asked me "what?" and i said "nothing" "no what?" "Nothing" and then i pulled out the cell and to show her some pictures, so i slid over to her side so she could see better. (((TIP: Picture phones are great for getting closer to someone to "share your pictures better"))) and then the silent pause look thing came up again, and she asked me:
GB: What are you thinking?
Me: *Look around as if it was something HUGE that the world couldn't know*
GB: *giggles*
Me: You really wanna know?
GB: Yeah!
Me: *Moves in to whisper something in her ear but turns, pulls her close and kisses!*
Me: You like what i was thinkin?
Her: *with a sated look* Yeah, i liked it
So we made out a bit. Then her damn phone rang and it was her friend who she promised a ride to so she had to go. So i put my arm around her as i walked her off the docks.
here comes a mixed signal: She didnt seem to like my arm around her, she didn't conform to me at all. Weird. Oh well.
She told me to call her later and we went our seperate ways.
Later on i called her, no answer, so i said F that.
a few days later i called one last time, got her answering machine, left a message to call me back.
That night i was on my music myspace uploading a mix to share with my buddies and was snooping around and came across hers. She was back with the tool she had broken up with! lol It all made sense then why she didn't call me back or anything.
I almost feel bad for her, she chose some poor chump over having a shot with someone as amazing as me! lol seriously, i was nice enough to give her an opportunity to see if she was worthy of an opportunity with me! Poor girl doesn't even know what she's missing becuase instead of taking a chance with someone new, she went back to her safezone with her BF.
It gets better: She called me back the next day and we just sorta talked a bit small chat or w/e but never once did she even hint at having a BF! This little girl is trying to play me! lol that's like a kid with a cap gun thinking they can take on the soviet union, cuz that ***** doesn't know who she's messing with haha
Oh, and a few days later my parents were out of town and i had a sleepover with this good lookin friend of mine
~ The Wolf