I actually do what i preach. HBU? Friday night F.Report.

[justkyle]

I honestly dont know the layout of these things.... But here it goes.
BACKGROUND​

Back on monday i asked my current f.b. If she wanted to go to the homecoming game with me to see her little sister in the band. This is the ONLY reason i went back to my old high school. Her Sister has always been nice to me and stood in my corner when f.b. and i were fighting (we used to date). Anyways i asked she said no she had to work (typical excuse for her). Ok fine no skin off my teeth. She then texts me a couple days later and asks me if i still want her to go. I ignore it. Then she shows up @ my house unannounced two days in a row! (First One i can accept. Fighting with her family n stuff. Ok. Listened to her whine as i went to sleep.) She asks me again in person. My answer was.... "You said no.... I dont ask b!tches twice"..... Exact words.

So my
wing and i go to the game.​

• Tootsie roll approach.... About a 30% success rate. Jumps to 90% if she is sad or dealing with drama.... Chocolate
• silent pause... ROCKED! Turned 1 girls interest level straight around with this....

Sidenote: her mom is my old teacher. And has told her daughter she would punch her in the face if she slept with me..... Challenge Accepted
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• rejected about 60-65%. Approaching dozens and dozens of girls. Keep in mind alot of them were like 17. To young for a lay but old enough for practicing game. Underage= I dont want your number

1. DID get a number. Downside... Already had it. Made her give it to me again.
2. F.B. Did show up. Didnt speak. she saw me leave with a h.b. 9 (18 yo. too ) around my waist like a belt with my hand on her ass. Carrying her with one arm my face buried in her titties.

then i had to go to work.... Gay. Mad gay.

 

[cordoncordon]

I honestly dont know the layout of these things.... But here it goes.
Back on monday i asked my current f.b. If she wanted to go to the homecoming game with me to see her little sister in the band. I dont care what anyone says this is the ONLY reason i went back to my alma-mater. This little girl has always been nice to me and stood in my corner when her sis and i wer fighting (we used to date). Anyways i asked she said no. Ok fine no skin off my teeth. She then texts me a couple days later and asks me if i still want her to go. I ignore it. Then the b!tch shows up @ my house uninvited two days in a row! H3ll no ho. Once i can accept. Fighting with her family n stuff. Ok. Listened to her whine as i went to sleep. She asks me again in person. My singular answer was.... You said no.... I dont ask b!tches twice..... Exact words.
so my wing and i go to the game.
Tootsie roll approach.... About a thirty percent success rate. Jumps to a straight ninety if she is sad or dealing with drama.... Choco lmao
silent pause... ROCKED! Turned one girls interest level straight around with this.... Sidenote: her mom is my old teacher. And has told her daughter she would punch her in the face if she slept with me..... Im gunna wreck her
rejected about sixty to sixty five percent. And i litterlly was approaching dozens and dozens of girls. Keep in mind alot of them were like seventeen. To young for a lay but old enough for practicing game
DID get a number. Downside... Already had it. Made her give it to me again.
F.B. Did show up. I said not a word to her. And she saw me leave with a h.b. 9 around my waist like a belt with my hand on her ass. Carring her with one arm face buried in titt!es. Think she will say no again? Who the frak cares!
then i had to go to work.... Gay. Mad gay.

I don't know what any of this means.

Please write less gibberishly.

 

[Donnie Darko]

Translation: You raised your fvck buddy's interest level by making her jealous and by acting like a jerk.

I have no problem with what your doing. Good luck!

 

[zekko]

What language is this?

 

[justkyle]

it would be a combination or text and tired. I posted it from my phone after i got home from work..... Will edit here very shortly. Thanks for the patience.

 

[justkyle]

Walmart​

Went to the llocal Wal-Mart with my friend last night. An old girlfriend works there. (news to me). she comes up and hits me, and turns to walk away. I demand her back to me and we chat. I wallk her out to her car and bluntly remind her she still owed me a date. she said she forgot but would give me he benifit of the doubt. then immediately I turn to my buddy when she is talkin to me. she whistles @ me as she is leaving.
How bad i fvck this up?​