strams4ever
Don Juan
Hurrican Rita, a Catagory 5 hurricane appears to be heading right for me in Corpus Christi(According to the Weatherman) We have a mandatory evacuation for this county. Anyone else close to the gulf??
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Hurricane Rita..
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
**prays for you
diablo
Master Don Juan
It's not going to hit you... just wait and see, it'll turn a bit to the northeast and come right back at us here in Louisiana...
undesputable
Master Don Juan
it most likley wont go to louisiana at this point...but yea im in houston....all the new orelans evacuees had to be evacuated out of here....how ironic
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
Don Juan
You guys in the southern states have my prayers hopfully it wont it ya. Without us DJs, the world would be unbalance with broads roaming wildly all over the place.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCUAT3+shtml/212351.shtml
FOR OFFICIAL PURPOSES... A PRESSURE OF 898 MB IS ASSUMED...
WHICH NOW MAKES RITA THE THIRD MOST INTENSE HURRICANE IN TERMS OF
PRESSURE IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN.
That's "most intense" as in the most in recorded history.
FOR OFFICIAL PURPOSES... A PRESSURE OF 898 MB IS ASSUMED...
WHICH NOW MAKES RITA THE THIRD MOST INTENSE HURRICANE IN TERMS OF
PRESSURE IN THE ATLANTIC BASIN.
That's "most intense" as in the most in recorded history.
strams4ever
Don Juan
We are evacuating tommarow, Rita makes landfall late Friday/early Saturday.
I'm leaving in about 4 hours. Usually I stay and stick them out, but this time it is just too crazy. I live on Galveston and the sea wall is only 14 feet high. The waves are supposed to be around 50 feet even before the hurricane hits. I hope I have a home when I come back.
Page
Master Don Juan
Damn, all these hurricanes are really kicking the southern states in the b@lls this year...
Hope it goes OK for you guys.
Hope it goes OK for you guys.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
DrMetallica
Master Don Juan
1st slavery, then the civil war, now this. Sh!t... at least you guys have moonpies...
Joe The Homophobe
Master Don Juan
My best thoughts go out to you people near the hurricane, and hopefully you stay safe and no harm comes your way.
This will probably send gasprices through the roof. We really are living in the end times it seems.
This will probably send gasprices through the roof. We really are living in the end times it seems.
strams4ever
Don Juan
It appears to be heading directly for Galveston and Houston. It's competely missing my city.... Good Luck farther along the coast...
BxPrince24
Senior Don Juan
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I'm curious, If your homes are destroyed, do you get insurance for you home and items in the home from a natural disaster?
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
picard
Master Don Juan
The people who had gone through huricane Andrew still haven't receive full gov't compensation for flood damage. I saw news report which indicated that FEMA only paid 50% of damages. The owners are up the creek right now.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
it is completly ****ing crazy to get out of houston....maybe i took the wrong route, but still 7 hours to drive 3 miles!!!! completly ridiculous.
Blackdragon5095
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I hope you guys the best who lives in the Gulf near Hurricane Rita. And I wish you the best of luck. If I did have my own place I would let you chill here until that hurricane was gone. GOOD LUCK 
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it might linger around till everybody comes back home and starts cleaning up:crackup: