"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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humorous but maybe effective (?!) phrase for sex at clubs

mrRuckus

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I work in the same office as an older (60s) guy... yesterday, i was trying convince him that buying drinks and generally being nice to women is bullsh1t and while a bit skeptical he did agree with me a bit and told this story.

He always has crazy stories from his marine days in Thailand, etc and has pictures to back it up so i believe him.

He said he and his one friend who was pitiful with women and could never get laid used to go to clubs to get laid just using one phrase. He told his friend "say this to 10 women and i guarantee you'll get laid tonight." He said you'd get slapped a few times, maybe have a drink thrown in your face, but by 10 you'd always get laid... they ended up doing this on numerous nights, and he said he'd never get past 5 or 6 women before finding one to fcuk him.

He said his friend married one of the women he used this phrase on.

His phrase: "wanna fcuk?"

He rationalizes that they're often there to do just that and he decided he'd just skip the whole "buy them a drink, talk them up bullsh1t."

eh... just a story.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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spider_007

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i could see it working.:D

but i don't think i could handle being slaped a few times, i have this bad reflex, and i would probably slap them back.....
 

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Originally posted by spider_007
i could see it working.:D

but i don't think i could handle being slaped a few times, i have this bad reflex, and i would probably slap them back.....
hahaha :crackup:

After she slaps you, and you slap her back - ur like "thats what u get, u stupid ho for not wanting this body"
 

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Actually my buddy who's a natural alpha male > PUA as a result, he's had 300-500 women at least by my guestimates and thats being conservative, I've only known him 12 years and hes in his mid 40's.

Anyways, I asked him years ago and he said thats all he does is ask them straight out if they wanna fvck, actually he chats them up for a couple mins first then asks them straight out, no wasting time playing games.

Works for him every night, raise their IL then wanna fvck, guaranteed to work within a handful of attempts. If you get rejected no big deal, move on to the next target.

Guess my high school english teacher was right ...KISS - Keep it Simple Stupid
 

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i have done this, and it works on a few, mostly the fat ones!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by catch
i have done this, and it works on a few, mostly the fat ones!
Why waste your time saying it to the fat ones! If your such a disbelieveer, go field test it some more and work out the kinks instead of sitting here beeing a keyboard jockey and flame baiting.
 

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macavoy,
your sitting on the computer too bro,

i know thats not you, thats just liquor talking! besides, why would you wanna say that to a girl..."YOU WANNA FCUK"
WELL DONE... i applaud you for your charm!!!:rolleyes: !!! maybe you should give up your day job as a nurse and become big time pimp..!!!
 
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