"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Big Pappy

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Anybody ever thought about going to the airport and asking hot chicks if you can pack their bags? :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Derek Flint

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Or skydiving classes and ask them if you can pack their chutes.
 

cave dweller

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airport?

big pappy,

Airport?

Naw.............

To hell with the airport--become a shoulder to cry on.......

If u learn to listen and understand all about her ex-boyfriend or ex-husband and her problems she will call u and cry, scream, vent and then invite u over for a little pvssy.

They don't call me 'Back Door Bob' for nothing.

cave dweller
 

Big Pappy

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No, don't think I want to listen to any of that drivel. I prefer to be the cause of their rantings.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Kelson

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Don't "feel like it"...do it :-D, just don't be afraid to follow through.

Kelson
 

Mr.B

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Just be aware, in this state os security and such, if you start asking women about their bags in an airport, they might haul you off.

And if there is a strip search involved, it won't be from the women in question. lol
 
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