Humor Tips

[Don_Joffe]

Hey all

I was just reading an article telling me to have humor.

1. It breaks down barriers between you and the girl
2. It makes her look at you as a positive person
3. It shows her that you are intelligent person

I was wondering, what humor can be used , some lines or anything of that nature would be helpful?

 

[frivolousz21]

well its hard to say....I can tell you..humor is a lot of my game...I am one funny ****er..I have natural ****y and funny. people tell me to be a comedian.

anyways its not the jokes..almost as much as the way you present it, the look on ur face, the way u change ur tone, its a full package.

PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE

and have a wide variety.

make fun of her
make fun of you
make fun of **** that happens to you
give her **** for things
make sex jokes.

its hard to say...but it has to be natural

 

[Don_Joffe]

Fun of yourself? That would show you have no confidence.

 

[frivolousz21]

no no no

not like that.

let me think of an example.

for instance..havent you ever done anything stupid?????

well if u tell her a story about it....then make jokes about it.

 

[Rex Man]

What frivolous said.

Nothing is as unfunny as someone TRYING to be funny.

In addition, most funny people (like myself ) just seem like funny **** just pops into their head.

My THEORY is that it's a mixture of how you were raised and what you watch on T.V.

My family is a bunch of comedians so I naturally grew up thinking and saying genuily funny stuff.

Also, I watch a variety of sitcoms and stand-up and porn.

 

[Don_Joffe]

ask a girl

"Would you bang a donkey?"

 

[frivolousz21]

i dont get that?

when I say humor..I dont mean jokes..like here is a joke..somethign that is a flow with what ur talking about..or ur speech.

 

[Don_Joffe]

Examples please...

 

[Climax]

hmmm....

Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Fun of yourself? That would show you have no confidence.

That depends HOW u make fun of yourself...
Eg:

Her: u suck

You: Thanx?

Her: Can you please do (whatever she wants you to do)

You: I cant, i SUCK too much!

blah... My point is that there are ways that would make u seem unconfident, and there are ways that wont


Laterz...

 

[frivolousz21]

watch everybody loves Raymond


he is halarious...

or Sienfeld..the way Jerry talks is just a riot...thats how he and Ray above average looking men not hot..but if they were on the Streets like normal people..could get 10;s because of that humor they have

 

[Don_Joffe]

No girl is a 10.

 

[Climax]

10 is non existant...

Originally posted by Don_Joffe
No girl is a 10.

Agreed!

 

[Rex Man]

hmm examples.

firstly, diffrent peolple find different stuff funny so solid examples may not work, especially if unnaturally thrown into a convo.

here is an example from yesterday at the mall

Me and 2 friends see HB 8.5 in ALL GIRL (trendy) store and I make eye contact.


I walk in kinda pretending to be looking at clothes. the store is generally pretty empty save for the two workers there (HB8.5 and HB7 _

(loudly and sarcastically) ME: Wow I REALLY need some help here. 7 snickers and whispers to hb8.5

ME: I need ANY help. I am SO clueless!

HB8.5 (cheeky grin): Do you need help?

# closed, but it was actually funny if you had been there

Like someone said, it's the WAY you say stuff that makes it funny.