"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Human / Animal Hybrids

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm studying bioinformatics and the gut reaction is to assume freaks of nature are gonna be developed in labs. Not gonna happen

All that's happening is scientists are trying to decode the human genome to figure out what does what. It's ridiculously difficult and you need to use high-tech computers and complex algorithms to draw conclusions. And when and if they get to the point where they know what every piece of DNA does, there's an untapped systems biology component that totally supercedes everything. That means genes are only a small part of the equation - complex yet to be discovered relationships between DNA, RNA, and proteins are largely responsible for why you look and function the way you do.

All the biologists are doing are trying to find clues by splicing the parts of human DNA that they suspect might serve a particular function into the DNA of mice, which have a similar genome.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Hmmm. I'm thinking Henry McCoy (Beast) from X-Men. Interesting concept.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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All the biologists are doing are trying to find clues by splicing the parts of human DNA that they suspect might serve a particular function into the DNA of mice, which have a similar genome.
Oh sure, for now it's all innocent, they are just putting pieces of the puzzle together, etc etc. We've heard it all before.

I bet 10 years ago people would think you were insane if you told them that one day cloned meat would be on the market for human consumption. Cloning was just harmless experiments back then too.

Alls I'm saying is that people are freaks, (especially hyper-intelligent people) and if someone really wants to, eventually we are going to see some weird sh!t crawling out of some of these labs.

So let 'er rip fellas, if you had solved the DNA puzzle and could mix any animal you wanted, what would it be?

I vote for a cog - all the independence of a cat, mixed with the loyalty of a dog.. the perfect pet!
 

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haha I like the cog idea
 

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cog?

fools.

i'd make a liger. it's like a liger and a tiger mixed.

bred for it's skills in magic.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I LOVED the Wuzzles. One of my biggest fights in life was with my cousin, we were 7, and she wanted to watch friggin Smurfs. Smurfs! How do Smurfs compete with Wuzzles... which I believe was on the Disney Channel! I was disgusted with her tastes.

The leader was a lion and a bumblebee!!

The Wuzzles!
 

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iqqi said:
I LOVED the Wuzzles. One of my biggest fights in life was with my cousin, we were 7, and she wanted to watch friggin Smurfs. Smurfs! How do Smurfs compete with Wuzzles... which I believe was on the Disney Channel! I was disgusted with her tastes.

The leader was a lion and a bumblebee!!

The Wuzzles!
the smurfs were not disney as they were hanna barbanna or whatever.
my biggest fight was when i was 4 playing with my brother and cousin. my cousin , fighting over who would be buck rogers, and they yelled at me and said "you gotta be that chick again"!
shoot, she was so not important that none of us even knew her name.
 
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So will we have monkey men? Oh. wait a minute - we already came from animals, so aren't we all the same breed anyway? :rolleyes:

This is American/European EUGENICS, coming to a neighborhood near you!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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