how's this for an approach...?

[napoleon]

I'll try it this weekend in a club.
You come over to a girl and say: I've been waiting for you to notice me all night but now I'm tired of waiting... I'm... Whats up...
Of course, you aren't waiting for her to notice you, it's just used as an approach.

 

[ModernSavage]

This reminds me of the "are you shy opener." It goes something like this:

If your standing near a HB

You: Hi, are you shy?

Her: No, why?

You: Well I've been standing here for like 5 minutes now and you haven't even said hi yet! (this is said in ****y funny tone)

Her: bla bla...giggles

you: It's ok, I know it can get intimidating approaching a sex symbol like myself

Then go into normal flirty conversation mode

I've used this a few time awhile back and they all opened. Hmmm, I may have to start using this one again.

 

[kdnash82]

Are you serious? These are by far the cheesiest pickups ever thought up in Dorkdom.

 

[Scought]

I'll try it this weekend in a club.
You come over to a girl and say: I've been waiting for you to notice me all night but now I'm tired of waiting... I'm... Whats up...
Of course, you aren't waiting for her to notice you, it's just used as an approach.

Did you get that from the Bar scene in Good Will Hunting, when Mini Driver goes to Matt Damon and says: You're an idiot. I have been waiting here for 45 minutes for you to talk to me. Now, I am tired and going home......."

I am pretty sure you did.

 

[Irish_Guy2]

Did you get that from the Bar scene in Good Will Hunting, when Mini Driver goes to Matt Damon and says: You're an idiot. I have been waiting here for 45 minutes for you to talk to me. Now, I am tired and going home......."

I am pretty sure you did.

I was thinking exactly the same

 

[Lust]

This reminds me of the "are you shy opener." It goes something like this:

If your standing near a HB

You: Hi, are you shy?

Her: No, why?

You: Well I've been standing here for like 5 minutes now and you haven't even said hi yet! (this is said in ****y funny tone)

Her: bla bla...giggles

you: It's ok, I know it can get intimidating approaching a sex symbol like myself

Then go into normal flirty conversation mode

I've used this a few time awhile back and they all opened. Hmmm, I may have to start using this one again.

That one works, I've tried it.

 

[JPFromTally]

I'm going to keep saying it til I'm blue in the face... Lines don't work! Talk to a chick like she's anybody else.

 

[TheMaestro87]

I'm going to keep saying it til I'm blue in the face... Lines don't work! Talk to a chick like she's anybody else.

I agree. Unfortunately for JP, that's exactly how I treat men too :woo:

 

[ryannath]

Your opener is shhity.