"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zack77766

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We were in different groups and we were doing video productions in class yesterday. She wasn't there that day but here it goes:

She's with friends in class
Me: Excuse me miss can I have your autograph?
Her or her friends: Why
Me: I liked how you played your part on that movie on Friday. Since you just won an Emmy I'd like to have your autograph.
Her: Ok
Me: Can you add your number too? I want to sell it to the paparazzi.

So do you think this could prevent me from getting blocked? This is designed to get a quick number but I will keep running game if her friends aren't bored? Any suggestions, comments, criticisims? Of course at the end I will say something like let's go fishing sometime.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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pen and paper in 2008 :S just ask for her number.
 

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zack77766 said:
We were in different groups and we were doing video productions in class yesterday. She wasn't there that day but here it goes:

She's with friends in class
Me: Excuse me miss can I have your autograph?
Her or her friends: Why
Me: I liked how you played your part on that movie on Friday. Since you just won an Emmy I'd like to have your autograph.
Her: Ok
Me: Can you add your number too? I want to sell it to the paparazzi.

So do you think this could prevent me from getting blocked? This is designed to get a quick number but I will keep running game if her friends aren't bored? Any suggestions, comments, criticisims? Of course at the end I will say something like let's go fishing sometime.
That is impossible to play off as natural. She'll know it is canned material. I wrote a field report about how I got the 8's number on campus yesterday just check that out to get a better idea.
 
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