"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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This gorgeous mediterranean was waitressing at this Spanish restaurant and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This gorgeous asian was waitressing at this coffee shop and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.
 
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This gorgeous geninue american fatty was waitressing at this Burger King and she hit on me so hard that even though she was a waitress, I could tell she wanted me. I played around with her, got her number, and took it from there.
 
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Russian brides, pshhh, its all about the Peru Bride orders, they come in different colors, to match what clothes you're wearing that day.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Well, one morning I woke up and realized I had to use the sh!tter. I sat down on the porcelain throne with my morning cup of coffee and daily newspaper and proceeded to let my innards go.

As I was getting up to leave, right before the flush something told me to look down. I looked into the toilet and a brown fatty was staring up at me with soft eyes. It was love at first sight. So, I reached in, plucked her out, put a nice pink barbi dess on her and named her Sally.

Only problem is she has bad B.O. Any tips fellas on how I can tell her about her problem? She really needs to clean up her act.
 
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