How'd i do boys? Transcript of an MSN chat session...

[sonick182]

I know msn, stupid way to gain rapport and all, but whatever...
Her dads super over-protective of her I wouldnt be able to get a date anyways, but I joke around with her, use her as experience and whatnot... take a look, gimme feedback...

The chat logging program parses the msn names, so heres the rundown on whose who:

- Sonick G... :Me
(*·-·´¯`·-»..: The girl
Happy Man: my buddy from ottawa who happened to think she's super hot

Background:
Boat cruise - grad event.. basically a dance, but on a boat...
Gene - my friend (AFC im trying to turn DJ) who scored a dance with one of the hottest girls in school, now trying to ask her out
Savnnah - the girl gene's in love with

http://www3.telus.net/sonick/stuff/tyna.txt

 

[matius]

You lost me after the first few lines...sounded like an MSN IM convo.

 

[sscarpen]

please, no posts about ridiculous e-suaveness. that crap is so dumb. i'm glad you're bragging about how well you're scoring with a chick over the internet

 

[K56Connect]

lol. I read it. When you finally get this girl, be sure and post the cyber session transcripts.

 

[Unregistered]

I don't you're going to score, I didn't see enough ROFLs! Try using more smilies next time, eChicks love 'em!!

For example:

PimpDawg83: Hey baby asl?
HotHo4u: ....
PimpDawg83: You know you want this
HotHo4u: ooooooohhhhh
PimpDAwg83: ohhhhhh

 

[jakethasnake]

I agree, this is gayness with the dial turned up to a '10'. How on EARTH can you "pimp" through a keyboard? I mean, trying to pimp a girl on the phone is bad enough, but at least on the phone you can use voice inflection, and volume control and "bass" (low voice) to get her panties wet. This is ridiculous. If a guy has to resort to this stuff to "DJ", he is obviously not one.

 

[Duff]

lol, net-pimp warblow bruv.

 

[SLIKKER_THAN_AVG]

write back when something actually HAPPENS.

 

[dontmindme]

why don't you excerpt from your chat and give us cliff notes. reading people's IM logs is atrocious with all the abbreviations and such