Komodo
Master Don Juan
His new program hit's the airwaves today any comments on that I simply love the guy
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Howard stern
- Thread starter Komodo
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I thought about getting sirius radio but decided i dont want another bill every month. Also his last few months on the air started to annoy me. I use to love him and think his show was hilarious but it got really gay at the end. I was sick of hearing about anal jokes and **** jokes.
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
I like him, but I'm not paying 13 dollars a month just to listen to his show.