"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Howard Stern just got engaged

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I can't believe it, even the best of us will get stupid when a hot piece of ass is concerned.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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d9930380 said:
I can't believe it, even the best of us will get stupid when a hot piece of ass is concerned.
What make you think Howard Stern was a DJ?

The guy was a NATURAL AFC. And continues to be one.
 

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Howard is a chump :moon:

Opie & Anthony all the way:cheer:

FFRRRRRRRRAAAANKUSSSS
 

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Why was he stupid for getting engaged? He has been with her for a long time.
 

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Skel said:
Why was he stupid for getting engaged? He has been with her for a long time.
He is already divorced. And he has LOT of $$$$ (MILLIONS).
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong with getting married. For me it's about who wears the pants, not how many "plates" I have spinning. As long as I get what I need that's what is important. Simple.

Keep it simple man.
 

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bigjohnson said:
I don't think there's anything intrinsically wrong with getting married. For me it's about who wears the pants, not how many "plates" I have spinning. As long as I get what I need that's what is important. Simple.

Keep it simple man.
What is he "gaining" by marrying her or anyone?
If she divorces him...he loses MUCH more than win.
 

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Beth O - his g/f seems to be pretty subservient, so my guess is that he's in control in the relationship.

I'm happy for him and yeah Opie and Anthony (and Jim Norton) are MUCH funnier.
 

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Latinoman said:
What is he "gaining" by marrying her or anyone?
If she divorces him...he loses MUCH more than win.
You bring up a good point. I don't see why people rush to get married anyways --- you can just have a LTR and if it happens to last a lifetime, great!

Marriage is just a big religious vestige.
 

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Mind_Body_Soul said:
Beth O - his g/f seems to be pretty subservient, so my guess is that he's in control in the relationship.
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That's what people thought of Heather Mills. The NOW very rich ex-wife of Paul McCartney.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Latinoman said:
He is already divorced. And he has LOT of $$$$ (MILLIONS).

Just because a man has money does not mean he should be scared of marriage. There are women out there that aren't digging for gold. Im not saying his fiance is or isnt one of these women, but you all act as if only poor men should get married.
 

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Pre-nup or not, I still fail to see what he gains from marriage. He already has kids. He always complained when he was married that he was not able to take advantage of his stardom to bed all kinds of women. Now he has the chance to have 100s of women and he is throwing it away. He is a dissappointment to us all!

Dietzcoi
 

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I don't know if he's a chump or not, but he's definitely a liar. He preached against marriage for a year until his show ended last year. He said marriage was not for him because he tried it once and it failed so we and Beth would never get married. He also said he wold never divorce his wife because they had a certain understanding that radio was his lifestyle.

That's the hard part about having a talk show I guess. You say things passionately at one time that you can never take back.
 

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when men get old they get the desire to be married. they are thinking down the road to when they are really old and will need someone to help them with things. women live longer than men, so its a good deal as odds are you will have companionship till your dying day. and when your 70 with saggy balls, just having someone around that gives a sh*t is your top priority.

dont be surprised if he was the one who wanted the marriage more than she did.

and yes, personally i think stern is a moron. sure his stuff is funny at times, but what a waste of a life hes had. hes had about as much positive impact on the world as that anna nicole smith.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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