"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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edger

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a hot woman with a bunch of her friends, passing you by on the street uttering the words, "And I want a hotdog". I forgot to post this, but such was the case 3 weeks ago, when me and a few buddies were walking on the lower east side of Manhattan. Group of 20 something year old women pass us up, and one says to me , "I want a bagel, is there a bagel place anywhere?", folllowed by her mini-skirted hot friend saying, "And I want a hotdog, where can I get a hotdog?"

Well, I ignored the hotdog comment and kept walking. Figured she was being a dumb c*cktease and didn't wanna fall into the trap like every other guy does, so I didn't play into it, ignored her, and kept walking. I'm just curious what you guys would've done in that situation. I couldn't think of anything witty at that particular moment, it all happened so fast as we passed each other. But I don't think anything witty could really be said to something like that without it looking like you're playing in to her nonsense and falling in to her trap. There were about 3 other guys on the corner who said she said the same thing to them. They too agreed, "c*cktease". I can't stand these particular women, who wish to be f*cked up like that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You know you want it badly, but you can't afford my hot dog, luv".

Does your "Game" consist entirely of ignoring women or waving to them? Stop trying to be too cool and being so uptight, man! So what if they're c0ckteases? You can be the cl!t-tease!
 

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i got a footlong, its like a babys arm grabbing an apple............I AM OPEN FOR BUSINESS.

I GOT YOUR BAGEL RIGHT HERE..........(grabbing your crotch)
 

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Jitterbug said:
So what if they're c0ckteases? You can be the cl!t-tease!
How do you expect to be a "cl*t-tease" to a woman who is a c*ck-tease with no interest?
 
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