"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How would you respond to this!!

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this hot hb9 posted this on my space...

The bedroom...
IF YOU HAD ME ALONE LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM with the lights out and no 1 to interupt...
WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX, THEN REPOST THIS ON YOUR BULLETIN,YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED IN THE RESPONSES YOU'LL GET, THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE OR MAKE YOU HOTTTTTT!!!

RE-POST THIS OR YOU'LL BE DOOMED IN THE BEDROOM......FOREVER

i replied: id prey you dont try to take advantage of me.

she replied back: you know you would be willing honey

how would i reply back to that?? i know she wants me to say shes hot and i want to bang her but i dont wanna say that. what would you guys say without her thinking youre gay or something. remember...shes a total ATTENTION WH0RE with a post like that!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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here's a hint: 95% of girls on myspace are attention wh0res

also, if you want to actually get with one, let them contact you first

as for that, i wouldn't even reply...
 

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AWs aren't worth it

that girl is just using the internet as another door to getting attention
 

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yeah but im asking how would you respond to that put her in her place
 

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Personally I love attension *****s. Give them a little, take it away, then ride the roller coaster.

-Al
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Albion4
Personally I love attension *****s. Give them a little, take it away, then ride the roller coaster.

-Al
Exactly. I love to run that confusion game. The AW will start to try and earn some attention.

It works out more often than not.
 

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Tell her you'd bend her over and plow her in the ass. Seriously, tell her that. BTW, wtf is myspace.
 
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Originally posted by Ken785
seriously dudes...what would you say?...
I was serious!! Tell her that, you'd be surprised at the reaction you may get. What is myspace anyhow?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Originally posted by crowes22
I was serious!! Tell her that, you'd be surprised at the reaction you may get. What is myspace anyhow?
www.myspace.com

It's a sort of blog/personal ad page that is free and lets you search for local people. It's mostly teeny boppers and the type who post their photos on those retarded rating sites. I find it to be kinda lame, personally.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
www.myspace.com

It's a sort of blog/personal ad page that is free and lets you search for local people. It's mostly teeny boppers and the type who post their photos on those retarded rating sites. I find it to be kinda lame, personally.
the other 20 million people sure dont seem to think so...

can you believe the owner, that tom dude actually sold it for 580 million dollars to that murdoch dude?? freakin lucky basterd. how easy was it to start that site?? he just copied friendster!
 

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Originally posted by Ken785
the other 20 million people sure dont seem to think so...

can you believe the owner, that tom dude actually sold it for 580 million dollars to that murdoch dude?? freakin lucky basterd. how easy was it to start that site?? he just copied friendster!
The vast majority of the users of myspace are between 12 and 24 years old...most being teenagers.
 
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