"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how would you make your **** fatter

killbill

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See the problem with me is I admit my D*ck is kinda skinny and I hate it. I wish It was fatter but its not. I dont want to take pills or anything but I wanted to know if there was any kind of exercises I could possibly do. I know it may be dumb but im actually feeling really down about it. So please anything could help..thanks.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i dont think theres an excersise to make it fatter bigger yes fatter no.
 
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PxDx

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Mass dosing L-arginine...will dilate your blood vessels throughout your body.
 

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Pills are your ONLY answer...now man up & chomp down!!!
 

mintxx

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your **** is not a muscle for the most part, and it's not going to get fat deposits on it. it's a blood vessel, so your only answer is viagra and a **** ring.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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int3l

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i thought making your **** bigger was a myth?
 

Master Bates

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Supposedly there are tons of people on penis-enlargement forums who have increased the size of their ****s with jelqing and stretching. The exercises look like they take up way too much time for my taste, though.
 

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Why do you care if your c*ck is skinny? Only one that should care is the girl you're f*cking. But if you know how to work it right, she should be moaning no matter how fat or skinny your c*ck is.
 

Master Bates

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speakeasy said:
Why do you care if your c*ck is skinny? Only one that should care is the girl you're f*cking.
I think that's why he cares...
 

mintxx

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if a girl ever had a problem with my c0ck, i wouldn't get insecure about, i'd just ditch the b!tch. this is like a woman talking about breast enlargement. no-one fvcking cares.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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