"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

How would you like being Mr. Dolphin?

Thread starter MatureDJ
Start date Sep 25, 2018

MatureDJ

Master Don Juan

Sep 25, 2018

I'm referring to the husband of the woman that Kavanaugh and evidently half of his high school banged, boasting about it in his yearbook, a fact that everyone who reads the news now knows about:

https://heavy.com/news/2018/09/renate-schroeder-dolphin/

my opinion: I think Mr. Dolphin is feeling quite embarrassed about his "high-mileage" wife. I wonder if his kids look like him ...