"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How Would You Handle This?

Sojourn

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I wanted to add a little humor to this site so i thought of this topic.

I was just recently watching one of my favorite movie Clerks, and in one of the most famous/funny scenes ever the main char GF reveals to him that she sucked 36 other guys d***s. What would be the most DJ way to handle this type of situation? Heres the link if you don't know what movie/scene that I'm talking about. :crackup: :crackup:


http://youtube.com/watch?v=94wGndbOIPk
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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tick37

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After a year into my marriage with my ex-wife, she told me how many guys she slept with. She told me she had been with 30 men. I immediately told her that she was a skank. I didn't even think about it. It just came out. Then she told me that most women have slept with that many men. I started laughing at her twisted statement so hard that I had to leave the room. I was a dumbass for marrying that hor.
 

JackPrescott

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I could care less, as long as when she is with me, she is loyal like a ****ing dog. In fact, I'd prefer a loyal w*hore over a loyal scared ass virgin.
 

Warrior74

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look at her really hard and say. yah...that seems about right. then go on as if nothing has happened.
 

MotownMack

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Then she told me that most women have slept with that many men.
Now that's what we call rationalization, lol. Most women have been with no where NEAR 30 dudes.

Granted, this was 15 years ago, but I remember hearing the average number of lifetime partners people have on some show like 60 Minutes (who was quoting an official study), and that figure was under 10 for both sexes (the guys was slightly higher, like 6 for women and 8 for men).
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Effington

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Warrior74 said:
look at her really hard and say. yah...that seems about right. then go on as if nothing has happened.
LOL, that made me laugh. Great response. I'm definitely using that if I am in that situation in the future.
 
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