"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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how would a real dj do it?

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ive gotten the girl in my sights that im pretty sure she will say yes to go to the ball with me...
just ive never met her, weve only talked over msn, i know she is a HB and rather horny(pretty slutty from what ive heard too :/)
ill hopefully be meeting up with her some time after she gets back from fiji next wednesday
anyways what im asking is, how would a real dj build her up and make her defintily say yes?
i dont really have anyone else id like to ask/people that would say yes.
shes shown quite a bit of interest in me and was wondering the right steps..
if she were to say no what steps would i take? (why am i asking this i should really just use search :p)
thanks to all that reply ;D
any feedback/comments are more than welcome

jonny~
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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