"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How would a DJ sign yearbook?

dannowillbookem

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inter said:
This year I signed a lot of yearbooks with . . .

"Good luck with that infection."
-My Name


Always gets a good laugh/hit . . .
"i still dont think the goddamn baby is mine.

-danno"

theres the ALPHA way to sign a yearbook
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lmao those are some good ones, but I still didn't find one that would go with my personnality yet.

so PLEASE, keep on posting :D
 

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Thats why you create your own.

You know you better than we know you. I hate when people rely on others to give them 'lines' and things to say. These are more or less for reference, to give you an idea of things to say. Make your own. Don't wait for us to make one for you.
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
Thats why you create your own.

You know you better than we know you. I hate when people rely on others to give them 'lines' and things to say. These are more or less for reference, to give you an idea of things to say. Make your own. Don't wait for us to make one for you.
Exactly... 1life I wouldn't be suprised if you used what everyone posted word for word... ;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Mission said:
write something in a foriegn language, then they will beg you to tell them what it means, and you can hold off from it, flirting!!
it's even better when you make up the language on the spot.
Dammit Mission why are you so good??
 

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"i would definetly fuk you. Again. Call me <write cell number>"
 

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I'll look around on the pages a little, and if I see something funny/stupid about another signature, ill circle it and arrow to it and write something either about that person or what they wrote. It's creative, gets a laugh if you put something clever.
 

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I just sign my name really big and take up half the page to piss them off
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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NeonBase said:
Haha, I love that!! I'm stealing it from ya bro!
ya, and he stole it from me! haha! j/k, but I used to do that back in the day. and i like that one about I wanna fu<k you all summer in another language. damn i should've used that one. too bad i just graduated
 

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ORTIZ SANCHEZ said:
whats the alpha way to sign a yearbook i want to see it

Have you read any of the replies? Helloooo:kick:
 
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