"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How would a DJ sign yearbook?

DJ_Trainee_10

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Plain and simple an AFC would sign it like an AFC would... which is as follows:

Hey. This year was fun. Hope you have a good summer. #Signature#

How would a DJ sign a yearbook? How could a DJ use the signing of a yearbook to his advantage?

Trainee 10
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm a jackass and write my name huge on 1 page. Girls hate me for it, but yearbooks are queer.
 

Nobody

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Since I'm so nice though, I'd say to approach it like leaving a message on a cell phone. Short, sweet, and leave something funny. But it's not making or breaking whether or not the chick likes you.
 

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I must have overlooked "the alpha way to sign a yearbook" meh... I've created a useless thread.. feel free to applaud me.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Yeah.....Oh, I'm not doing the DJ sign, fuk me, I fail, she'll never like me.

Keep reading and learning...-_-
 

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write something in a foriegn language, then they will beg you to tell them what it means, and you can hold off from it, flirting!!
it's even better when you make up the language on the spot.

--Mission
 

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Mission, I just remember doing that last year on a few signings.

I did it on two extremes. I remember writing in French:
-"You are the star in my eyes." something sappy like that.
or
-"I wanna do you all summer." something along those lines...

I got excellent results nonetheless.

It's awesome when they beg you to know what it means... and the reactions they give when you tell them are amazing no matter what extreme you go to.

:woo: 10
 

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ahaha wow until now i didnt know there were some slick gimmicks in writing in year books (simply because i was a chump since middle school til last year). the foreign language sounds awesome haha, some dirty language in korean hehe
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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kickureface said:
where's "the alpha way to sign a yearbook" no results in search :(
Youre a noob...but i hope you were joking. If not, good luck in life not being gullible...
 

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I pray he was joking.

Heres how I (Evan) would sign a year book

"Save this. It'll be worth a lot of money. *Signature*"
 

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leave your number, and tell them to call you up in the summer with a ;)....thats what i do
 

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Eh. I'm not fond of giving people my number. I'd rather take the initiative and get her number. That way I control when the phone call occurs. I hate not being in control of what happens to me.

Also, it's like offering your number when you're trying to close. Just not a good idea IMO.
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
I pray he was joking.

Heres how I (Evan) would sign a year book

"Save this. It'll be worth a lot of money. *Signature*"
Haha, I love that!! I'm stealing it from ya bro!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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The Comeback Kid

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Skilla_Staz said:
I pray he was joking.

Heres how I (Evan) would sign a year book

"Save this. It'll be worth a lot of money. *Signature*"
I like it! :up:

I do have a question for a specific situation I have. You see, the hottest girl in my grade (HB 9.5 - looks like a model) happens to be going to the same college as me (it's not a state public school, so there really isn't anyone else going to the same school as us that is from our high school). I know her as an acquaintance right now, but I'll talk to her more when we're in college. SO, when it comes to signing yearbooks, I want to write something that is C+F (like what this thread is about), but something relating to us both being at the same school next year (and in the same dorm). So far, the only one I've come up with is...

"Hey, I expect to be making myself comfortable in your bed at (name of our dorm) next year. ;) " *signature*

...but I don't know if that's exactly what I'd want to put in her yearbook lol.
 

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The Comeback Kid said:
I like it! :up:

I do have a question for a specific situation I have. You see, the hottest girl in my grade (HB 9.5 - looks like a model) happens to be going to the same college as me (it's not a state public school, so there really isn't anyone else going to the same school as us that is from our high school). I know her as an acquaintance right now, but I'll talk to her more when we're in college. SO, when it comes to signing yearbooks, I want to write something that is C+F (like what this thread is about), but something relating to us both being at the same school next year (and in the same dorm). So far, the only one I've come up with is...

"Hey, I expect to be making myself comfortable in your bed at (name of our dorm) next year. ;) " *signature*

...but I don't know if that's exactly what I'd want to put in her yearbook lol.

Don't wait til next year to talk to her. If shes that hot, the college boys will be all over that broad. Make a statement now. Just write, "It seems like you're lucky enough to be seeing me next year ;)"

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Haha, I love that!! I'm stealing it from ya bro!
No problem. Use it as you wish.
 

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sign it however you want. Just don't get all emo. I agree with Dan's comment.
 

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The Comeback Kid said:
"Hey, I expect to be making myself comfortable in your bed at (name of our dorm) next year. ;) " *signature*

I got one better for ya.

"Dont expect me to let you in my bed/dorm for free, just because were going to [name of school]. Ain't nothing in this world for free, well except....nevermind you wont get it."

Cliff note ending, leaving her wanting more.

Long time we haven't heard from each other Comeback Kid, Its been about a year. Wow time flies by.
 

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This year I signed a lot of yearbooks with . . .

"Good luck with that infection."
-My Name


Always gets a good laugh/hit . . .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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