"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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AverageFC

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This was in some girl's blog. I hope this cracks you guys up as much as it cracked me up.

Yeah, so about a week or two ago my dad and I were playing pool. We were talking about guys that I've dated (no, I wasn't the one that brought it up) and then we started to talk about Drew, my most recent beau. I'd still be together with Drew, it's just that he's away at college right now. We've promised not to do anything stupid to hurt the other so it's still like we kind of together. I call him my unofficial. But anyways, my Dad just comes out and says that Drew's just all about one thing...SEX. I'm like "bull-****!" Yeah, if he were all about sex, then why does he (still!) do all the little things? He sends me love letters and calls at random times just to "say hi." Yeah...I think that he's just in it for the sex. (<~I was being saracastic if you didn't catch that)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jariel

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I think she is right. Why would a guy who only cares about sex take time to write letters and keep in touch with a girl he wasn't laying any more?
 

TyTe`EyEs

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If Drew is anything like me...

























Then it's all about that ass.
 

El Coré

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Love letters + calling at random times + "all the little things" = sex

Correct me if I'm wrong.
 

Black Panther®

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Originally posted by El Coré
Love letters + calling at random times + "all the little things" = sex

Correct me if I'm wrong.
true

he is away, he just doing all that to make sure that he secures that pu$$y for when he gets back
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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MackJr

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The bigger problem is that this girl thinks that wanting sex in a relationship is somehow wrong. it's a big problem people don't seem to get over with as a group until their 30s or so.
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by El Coré
Love letters + calling at random times + "all the little things" = sex

Correct me if I'm wrong.
yes but it is human nature not to want to do things that do not pay off imidiatly. If he loves her he does this stuff but because sex comes latter because of doing this, if hes in it for the sex he probably would not do these things.

you need proof?

if you concentrate on your school work you will get better grades. You work now and it pays off latter, almost ebery one wnats better grades, but why do people not work as hard as they could? because its not paying off now!
 
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The biggest problem is that this guy is being a complete AFC and this chick still wants him so bad which goes against everything that is usually said here and then you've got newbies coming in here and reading this and getting confused, ya heard?
 

sfalexi

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yes but it is human nature not to want to do things that do not pay off imidiatly. If he loves her he does this stuff but because sex comes latter because of doing this, if hes in it for the sex he probably would not do these things.
Sure he would. Just cause he's doing these things doesn't mean he's NOT hookin' up with girls at college. He goes to college and has his cake, then comes home and eats it too.

Alexi
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Luscious

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Originally posted by Black Panther®
true

he is away, he just doing all that to make sure that he secures that pu$$y for when he gets back
Spot on. Standard fare, keeping the oven warm at home so he can have some action when he gets home, because he's getting it at college too.
 
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