How well do you reckon this would go down?

[DJTJ]

Hi All. (first post)
I know I should go try this myself but I have pretty bad Social Anxiety & Depression so Im hoping you guys could give me a guess as to how this would work out with a chick who works at the gym who is about a 7.5

Me: "Hi how ya doing?"
Her: "Good how are you?"
Me: "Not bad but ive been doing heaps of cardio latley and Im starting to get this RASH IN BETWEEN MY LEGS!! (said with high energy and a bit of a cheeky grin)

I think its kind of funny, but I dunno. When your depressed you got nothing to say to knowone.

 

[MrS]

That sounds just a bit weird, man.

Little chance of that working.

About the anxiety/depression, sad to hear it, read up the inspirational life view posts in the DJ Bible, top right.

don't be depressed, life is good.

 

[seagull]

Why don't you just try and have a normal conversation? If she doesn't know you then she wouldn't know if you're joking or not and you'll come across as a weird freak.

 

[The Truth]

That's very weird. Youd have more luck telling her you are suffering incontinence!

Forget trying to be clever or funny and just be yourself dude.

Me: "Hi how ya doing?"
Her: "Good how are you?"
Me: "I'm good thanks. I've seen you around quite a lot. How long have you been working here?"

And from here you can progress into a natural conversation. Enquire about her job, show an interest and get to know her.

 

[MacDiddy]

She would think you have some sort of congential disease... She'll make a mental note to stay away from you...

 

[flexion_]

Umm... ya... don't say that you have a rash between your legs...

 

[Sugarfoot]

Dood!!1 that's fvckin' mega EXTR3ME!!!!!1

I'm going to use that!

I'm new here, by the way.

 

[abcd_z]

Yeah, that... that wouldn't go down well at all. Points for being willing to try, though. The problem with your response is twofold. First, it's divulging too much information, of a rather private nature, way too soon. Nobody needs to hear about that sort of stuff.

And for the guy who advocated "just have a normal conversation", screw you. As far as you know, that's exactly what the poster is trying.

 

[DJTJ]

Hehehe ok thanks guys.
Yeah I kind of came up with that line when I was reading something about how if you just put your balls on the line it helps Social Anxiety. Also it conveys I just dont give a ****. I look good but also look pretty intimidating, I think thats why I come up with jokes about myself (& I hate arrogant people). And yeah Ive pretty much given up on drugs (they helped for a little while) so I gotta try something new. This is another one I came up with (Mainly for your amusement.)

Setting = {Gym: I sweat allot & sometimes after HEAPS of cardio I get a wet patch around my croch like I peed my pants} So Id say.
Me: "Hey Tanya I had an accident" (pointing to my croch, & said in a whiney voice with a smile)
Her: (hopefully something like) "Aww no, better bring your nappy next time."
Me: "Nah pullups.. Im a big boy now." (pull ups are nappy boxer short things for young people being toilet trained)
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Me: "Hi how ya doing?"
Her: "Good how are you?"
Me: "I'm good thanks. I've seen you around quite a lot. How long have you been working here?"

I might try that actually, but I really want something original / random and not so boring to say.
If I wanted some examples what should I search for on this board. Routine / Opener / Line.... anything else?

 

[abcd_z]

Um...
Okay, I see what you're getting at here. But you're doing it in such a way as to put yourself down. Instead, try something goofy and memorable that doesn't put yourself down. Here's an example I pulled off of fastseduction a while ago, I think it fits the bill.
http://www.fastseduction.com/masf/16/320287/

 

[DJTJ]

http://www.fastseduction.com/masf/16/320287/
Yeah thats not bad Ill try and think of more stuff where the joke isn't on me.
Some of my favourite comedians make jokes about themselves all the time, but then they often joke about how they dont get laid much.
Chicks get attracked to the dumbest ****ing things though. Theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance.
There intrested on the dumbest things to like reality TV shows, pop-culture celebrity gosip etc. I despize those things. They literally make me quiver in discust.
But eh, guys arn't perfect, & theres probably a few cool chick out there.

 

[Rondavu]

Take it from me. I'm excellent at C&F. The worst thing you can do is give a woman a disgusting visual. It will turn her off directly. You want a woman to visualize you sexually. Anything you do to block this potential kills it.

I loved abcd_z mime lines. Women love random silly fun nonsense with that ****y edge. It doesn't have to be gross.