"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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How to Treat a Girl

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dirtyvibe

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I got this from a Myspace bulletin:

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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floydtheater07

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Anything you get from a myspace bulletin should go into the manifesto of things you should not do. Eespecially if a girl posted it saying she likes it. She thinks she likes it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've read that before. It makes me sick.

That fictional guy sucks.

Unless the guy was trying to get anal or something. That might make it marginally acceptable.
 
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Same guy 6 months later:

Boy: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: No
Boy: Do you like me?
Girl: Not really
Boy: Do you want me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you live for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: No
Boy: Choose--me or ur life
Girl: my life

The boy runs away in shock and pain and the girl doesn't run after him, but thinks to herself:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my ass and I never get any peace.
The reason why I don't like you is because you're a sucker.
The reason I don't want you is because I want this other guy.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because it would save me the effort to get rid of you myself.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because you're worthless to me and my limbido.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because you'll never leave me alone after that.
The reason I chose my life is because you don't have one of your own.
 
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dude....

....read the bible 20 times man. you need a swift kick up the ass!
 
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mobius

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God I hate how there is this whole "fine line" of truth and lies in a relationship. You can't just lie but you just can't tell the truth either.
 
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