"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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How To Test HER

HellHathNoFury

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I've only read of the many ways that women test men. I'd like to know some of the ways that we can test them. The only one I know of is the Money Test from Doc Love. If you know of any more please list them.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Test what? if she'll put out? just make the move and see.
 

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The money test in my opinion is the best one. I hate money grabbing ho's!!!

The only other test I put a girl through is seeing how she reacts to attention from other guys when she is with me or not with me. This will tell you more about her "attention wh0re" tendancies.

oh... and one more test...

Stick your finger in her a*s when you are banging her. if she likes it, she might let you stick your goldmember in there as well. :)
 

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Fash said:
The money test in my opinion is the best one. I hate money grabbing ho's!!!

The only other test I put a girl through is seeing how she reacts to attention from other guys when she is with me or not with me. This will tell you more about her "attention wh0re" tendancies.

oh... and one more test...

Stick your finger in her a*s when you are banging her. if she likes it, she might let you stick your goldmember in there as well. :)
What have been your findings with this Attention Test?
 

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Well some girls absolutely love the attention. So when they see a guy checking them out, they smile or get a major ego boost from it. I dont like that.

The there is the other side...

You go out with a girl, and everytime she notices a guy checking her out, she makes the extra effort to let him know that she is with YOU. She looks down or gives him a b1tchy look that says "what the hell are you looking at? can't you see i'm with my man?" I love that!

When I meet a girl of the first type, I often bang her then next her. Girls like that are too much hassle because when ever they are out and not with you, you will forever be wondering....
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Fash said:
Well some girls absolutely love the attention. So when they see a guy checking them out, they smile or get a major ego boost from it. I dont like that.

The there is the other side...

You go out with a girl, and everytime she notices a guy checking her out, she makes the extra effort to let him know that she is with YOU. She looks down or gives him a b1tchy look that says "what the hell are you looking at? can't you see i'm with my man?" I love that!

When I meet a girl of the first type, I often bang her then next her. Girls like that are too much hassle because when ever they are out and not with you, you will forever be wondering....
Good call. I wish I would've thought of that many, many months ago when I was with...:cuss:

So far we have

1. The Money Test
2. The Anal Test
3. The Attention ***** Test

Let's keep 'em coming!
 

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Money test is a great one....

I test on activities. It's not just verbal, but good. It's discussed somewhat in the DJBC.

A lot of women love to sit around and talk, guys are more action oriented. If she likes you, and wants to see what you can build, she'll work with you on finding activites you both like. A lot of women will just want to go to dinner, go to a coffee shop, or "hang out".. meaning sit somewhere in front of a TV or similar device. I like a lot of sports, being outdoors, etc. I understand there's physical differences. But, if she's worth knowing, she'd realize picking the activity is about what we both like.

This one doesn't occur to many people. But, if all she wants to do is sit around, I really don't want to be with her caz I'd be so bored.

Check your own personality, and ask what kind of a gal would you wanna be with. You can dig up qualifications there.
 

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Isn't testing what women do?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
Isn't testing what women do?
Indeed it is.

To those that want to test girls,
Don't fear being 'abused' by girls. For if a girl ever did find out you were testing her, your balls actually shrink. Or she could think it's sweet that you have to protect your fragile heart from her seductive powers.
 

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JonJack said:
Indeed it is.

To those that want to test girls,
Don't fear being 'abused' by girls. For if a girl ever did find out you were testing her, your balls actually shrink. Or she could think it's sweet that you have to protect your fragile heart from her seductive powers.
:crackup: :up: :crackup:
 

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What is this double standard crud?! For as much as they test us you guys are saying that it's not okay the other way around? Knowledge is power, and the more you test; the more you can know about the girl.

Here is another:

Let's say you go out to eat with a girl and the bill comes.

DJ: This one's on you?
Chic:
Sure! = Kind giving woman. Pay attention to her behavior afterwards though.
Ummmm no. I've never paid for a guy and never will. = b!tch.

Of course there are many variations to her answer. What you can find out from this test is key info.

What?!!?!
 

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I love this thread. There's the door test. Open the door to the car for her. As you walk around the car to go to your side, a good woman will reach over and unlock your side for you as well. If she doesn't, and just sits there like a princess, lose her.
I've used this test myself, and it does not fail. The women who passed have been gold, the women who didn't turned out to be lead.

P.S WHAT IS THE MONEY TEST?
 

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Marlimus said:
I love this thread. There's the door test. Open the door to the car for her. As you walk around the car to go to your side, a good woman will reach over and unlock your side for you as well. If she doesn't, and just sits there like a princess, lose her.
I've used this test myself, and it does not fail. The women who passed have been gold, the women who didn't turned out to be lead.

P.S WHAT IS THE MONEY TEST?
Great test. Its a pity that central locking has ruined it nowadays though!
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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That's a Classic from a Bronx Tale. Great movie by the way.

yeah, what's the money test?
 

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The Worth test...is she worth keeping...

what you do is you don't call a girl after you have sex with her pee on her doorstep and yell :cuss: spongebob :cuss: and then after that die..because this is so fvckin stupid.!!!!..guyz don't have time to test girls that'z what women do.

what in perticular do you want to test a women on?? it'z our jobs to get them not the other way around...we must compete for them
 

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I pull my pants down if she says "is that all you got?" I know then shes a mare and dump her big puss for nothing will satisfy this one but if she goes nice I have a lady who knows how to treat her stud.

Gettinthere
 

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HellHathNoFury said:
What is this double standard crud?! For as much as they test us you guys are saying that it's not okay the other way around? Knowledge is power, and the more you test; the more you can know about the girl....
Testing women is a waste of time if you know how to qualify them.
 

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mr_elor said:
Isn't qualifying a kind of test?....
It could be considered that if a guy plays games such as a woman would do. But I guess some would consider getting to know a woman's personality testing her by the way they go about doing it.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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