How to tell her

[Fumbduck]

Hey guys...

First of all, i'd like to say this is a GREAT site you all have here! I've been reading articles every day for the past few weeks absorbing the information like a sponge. It's quite interesting because I have noticed that I've been using many of these techniques without even realizing it. I original intention was to read EVERY article in the DJ bible before posting, but after tonight I figured i'd have to post to get some fellow DJ's opinions

I've known this girl for about 4 months now... Fun to hang out with, flirt with, and hook up with. Tonight she gave me Christmas presents (since i havent seen her for the holidays) and she got me some pretty expensive stuff! I wasnt expecting it.

I was impressed from the gifts. She also tells her friends about me (in a good way), and always wants to take pictures with me. (I always decline to let her take my picture- it drives her crazy ) oh well, its a game right?

Anyway...it seems like she really digs me- and thats cool, i also like her...the only problem is she's a TERRIBLE kisser!! Whenever we hookup i feel bad because i feel like i'm doing a terrible job because she's doing such a bad job kissing and i don't get much satisfaction from it. I'm not a bad kisser myself, and have had multiple girls tell me out of the blue that i kiss really well. What can i do to help this situation??

Thanks!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Fumbduck
What can i do to help this situation?? Thanks!

Kill her and your problem is solved!!!

 

[wiggadude]

Re: Re: How to tell her

Yeah, go "fishing" with her on Christmas eve, in the California Bay.

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Kill her and your problem is solved!!!

 

[Fumbduck]

My first post...

...and the replies are BS, "Just kill her"



Anyone have legitimate, and helpful suggestions other than some punk kid's garbage?

Thanks!

 

[California Love]

Try other sensual things...sometimes its just a lack of experience, but some are just intutively bad at kissing. Secondly, you could also choose to give her pointers (while being sensitive in the process). I've found that most chicks don't change the way they kiss much, so your best luck is with finding alternatives for emotional satisfaction.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

I'm just having a little fun with you. Don't kill her!

Sometimes the shape of the two people's mouth don't align together well - does she or you have 'buck' teeth? Does she or you open your mouth to wide? Do you or her kiss fast and wild? I would just start off kissing slow and then lead her from there.

 

[Don Ronny]

Dont listen to PR_L!

He has a list of all the gay posters on this site for a reason!

 

[Don Ronny]

Oh..and in response to your query...if she cant kiss or fukk properly...then TEACH her! She will love you for it, believe me.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Hey Ronny que pasa? Have you been in a coma or did you get a lover that has kept you away from SoSuave? I take it that it is a 'she' lover, right? I miss your enlightening posts - your 'fart' thread should have been included in the bible!

The homos on this site have been fairly quiet in the last months - they went back into the cyber closet or changed their names!

A lot of new members here - now we have threads on how to tell a girl that she doesn't know how to kiss from DJ fumbles here. His girl is probably on a girly website asking other women how to tell this guy that HE doesn't know how to kiss!

 

[Don Ronny]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Hey Ronny que pasa? Have you been in a coma or did you get a lover that has kept you away from SoSuave? I take it that it is a 'she' lover, right? I miss your enlightening posts - your 'fart' thread should have been included in the bible!

I been seeing 2 girls steadily and am still playing the field...which is why I hardly have time to post! How are your harem of virgins treating you these days?

My fart thread didnt make it into the DJB. Apparently it wasn't "Pook" enough to make the grade. Next time I will use more flowery language to describe my gases and make up some great catch phrases like "As you fart, you shall succumb!" or something..(I am staying up late at night and masturbating my mind like a jackhammer so I can get that Pook-esque effect!)

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
The homos on this site have been fairly quiet in the last months - they went back into the cyber closet or changed their names!

That sucks, now how are you ever going to be able to track them down? (for your file-keeping purposes of course!)

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
A lot of new members here - now we have threads on how to tell a girl that she doesn't know how to kiss from DJ fumbles here. His girl is probably on a girly website asking other women how to tell this guy that HE doesn't know how to kiss!

LMAO! You are probably right!

 

[Fumbduck]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover

A lot of new members here - now we have threads on how to tell a girl that she doesn't know how to kiss from DJ fumbles here. His girl is probably on a girly website asking other women how to tell this guy that HE doesn't know how to kiss!

Hillarious bro!!

Quit you're day job and do stand up comedy...seriously you'll do well! I see you're what, 41 years old...you must live a pathetic life. Comming to the same forum every day to brag to other webheads about how much you got from the 17 year old you've been stalking for months.

But honestly keep it up...if you try hard enough, perhaps you'll relive your youth.

 

[Stringz]

Originally posted by Fumbduck


Anyway...it seems like she really digs me- and thats cool, i also like her...the only problem is she's a TERRIBLE kisser!!...... What can i do to help this situation??

Thanks!

Fumbduck,

I had a similar problem at the start with a chick I had an LTR with. She opened her mouth way too much that it was just uncomfortable and I couldn't flow with the kiss. But I just asked her why she kissed like that and did it in a joking way. I told her that I liked kissing her a lot but everytime she opened her mouth too much wider than mine I felt like she was about to "swallow me up". She laughed at that and we discussed kissing for like 2 hours or something and exchanged ideas and thoughts and she appeciated my comments. I think this works well if you can have an honest convo with the person. I'd appreciate a chick telling me "nicely" if she wasn't comfortable with something I was doing. Anyway, moral of the story is, we sorted it and the kissing was just incredible after that!

Just discuss kissing generally with her, openly and not necessarily directed at her, but you can drop in a few comments and say things like: "have you tried kissing like this"; or "how does it feel when I kiss you like this"; or "I hate being kissed like this"; or "I love this way of kissing" [then show her]. Lots of kissing time, lucky man. Just have fun with the topic!

Stringz

 

[BLUEox117]

great screenname ! fumcken duck

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Originally posted by Fumbduck
Hillarious bro!!

Quit you're day job and do stand up comedy...seriously you'll do well! I see you're what, 41 years old...you must live a pathetic life. Comming to the same forum every day to brag to other webheads about how much you got from the 17 year old you've been stalking for months.

But honestly keep it up...if you try hard enough, perhaps you'll relive your youth.

Are you being sarcastic or do you really think I can do "Stand-up" comedy?? Use the "roll eyes" emoticom if you are being sarcastic!

Relax man, In my "smart" comments I was just giving you your initiation to the DJ club, considering that this was your first thread!

 

[catch]

yep i do feel for you thumbduck

sumtimes i get a girl kissing me, and there i am just trying to pace myself, take it easy an shes doing the fcuking marathon with her tongue!!!

no need to verbalize your disgust to her though, just take controle of her and go slow and the way you do it, almost like a silent kissing lesson for her...

 

[wiggadude]

Re: Re: How to tell her

pull a scott peterson on her. take her fishing on christmas eve...

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Kill her and your problem is solved!!!