How to tell a girl she needs crest whitening strips

[legolas]

"I was watching TV the other day, and there was this show on extreme makovers. The guy in the show had very low self-esteem, so he needed a "makeover" so he could finally have some success with girls.

So he had some plastic surgey done, mostly getting a bigger firmer ass, and implants on his calves. They also used this like laser technique to whiten his teeth. I found out that it costs like $500!!! $500 friggin dollars to get your teeth whiter? Damn, just use Crest Whitestrips, I said, it's only like $30 bucks.

So after all was done, he said he now felt more confident, but when he went out to bars, he was still chicken. Only this time he was stuffed chicken "

I hope you get the point of my story

 

[TheInfamousCBear]

LMAO at the replies....I ran into a girl who looked good as sh1t, but she had an overbite...And it bothered me so much, that I dont talk to her anymore...If its that much of a problem for you, next her, but if you really like her, keep her...

 

[Mr. Delicious]

I actually went out with her on Friday. Her teeth are not as bad as i remember. She have been using whitening strips. Anyway, we had fun and I am definately going to take her out again.

 

[LikRetsam]

Make her meet you at your place and before you leave say hold on, I gotta brush my teeth. I hate feeling uncomfortable because of them hahaha. And well, say this in the most neutral tone possible.

 

[coin]

Originally posted by Starman
dude what you want to do is a little covert operation.

One night dress all in black, ski mask and all, break into her house when she is sleeping, and gently open her mouth and stick the crest white strips on her teeth

do this every night for about 2 weeks, then ask her what her secret to her white teeth are?

LOL

starman you are far and away the funniest poster on this board. Why the hell do you even hang around here still? there should be so many chicks literally scratching and clawing for a chance to sleep with you