How to talk with kids?

[unorthodox]

I'm meeting a girl, she has two kids, ages under 5 I think. Thing is, I suck with kids, i.e. never interacted with them. Soooo, I'm picturing me going to her place, either kids will be there to greet me, or they will be playing on the sofa or something. In both cases, what do I do? :crackup:
Of all things, I'm thinking about what to say to the kids, lol. I bet some of you experienced with this and there is probably nothing to worry about. Please enlighten me.

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

she has 2 kids?

Red Flag dude :|

 

[unorthodox]

I'm alright, she's a 7 or 8. I give all equal opportunity.
<----- equal opportunity player

How to handle kids, yo?

 

[THE_ADDMAN]

alright, since ur determined, I'll help ya out

if the kids are around, definitely pay attention to them. play with them, talk with them, have fun

and every now and then, when ur talking to the kid(s), make a joke that only you and the wife (har har) understand, while looking at her and smiling. when they say "what do you mean by that?", send her a wink. and for the love of god, dont get her horny until the kids are at the babysitters

 

[mrRuckus]

I'm meeting a girl, she has two kids, ages under 5 I think. Thing is, I suck with kids, i.e. never interacted with them. Soooo, I'm picturing me going to her place, either kids will be there to greet me, or they will be playing on the sofa or something. In both cases, what do I do? :crackup:
Of all things, I'm thinking about what to say to the kids, lol. I bet some of you experienced with this and there is probably nothing to worry about. Please enlighten me.

Talk to them like adults.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Bring your PS2 with you and play GTA with them.

 

[LegendBoy]

This is possibility the easiest thing to do in the word. Maybe because I got so many little cousins. You just ask them what fun things they did today and they will just start talking about all there toys and what ever they done and you just keep asking them about it...

You can tell them stories too. Eg you have a motorbike any little boy would love to hear a story about it..

 

[Docs]

Bring your PS2 with you and play GTA with them. :d

Yess! That's the equal of cheating at a game in real life.

 

[monster squad]

Yeah, just ask them what they're into, and focus on that. I had a short lived fling with a single mom, and her kid was into skeletons, guns, and Scooby Doo. It was easy to get him hooked on me.

I wish I hadn't, because his mom turned out to be a nutcase, and I feel bad that this kid probably still thinks about how awesome I am.

 

[flexion_]

I would try and keep the kids out it until you have been dating for a long while. Thats a pretty big flag if she wants you to meet her kids so quickly.