AC/DC
Master Don Juan
How To: Talk Smack and Beat Ass
By: Sebastian
So I noticed every other thread is like "I'm a sissy and I get my ass kicked all the time. What can I do?"
Well, first off, if I came walking down the street and looked at you, what would I think?
A) Hell no, that dude would beat my ass and steal my girl
B) Hmmm, cool guy
C) What a queer, I should kick him just for looking like that.
Do you look like this?
If you don't, then you're vey well off already. But what you look like wil often dictate how you get treated. If you have a physical corretable feature that isn't good, then FIX IT. This means hair issues, eyebrows, skinnyness, yellow teeth, stuff like that. Height isn't a problem either. Are you short? So what? Napoleon was short, and everyone was afraid of him. Short don't mean anything.
Do you want to inspire fear? The correct formula is: ATTITUDE and AGGRESSIVENESS. With that in mind, this is how you deal with the following baddies.
BULLIES
Now if people get obnoxious, a quick "f*ck you b*tch" is perfect. You said your deal, and now you can leave. If they persist, you need to get meaner. For example:
Bully says this: "man whats wrong with you? uhhuhuhuhuhuh you're so gay"
You would say: "nothin man, whats your problem? Why you gotta bug me?
AC/DC would say: "what punk, you got an issue? You wanna say somethin? Don't keep it private homie, I'm right here. Come say some sh*t to me if you're man enough. I'm right here homie I aint goin nowhere"
Be AC/DC. If he ever tries to start something again, at least he'll have a good deal of fear in him.
FEMALES
So girls talk sh*t too, moreso than guys. I've gotten a lot of crap from females, and I know how to deal with them. It's always something witty and insulting to their looks. For example:
Stupid girl: "Youre a loser! Nobody likes you! Get a life!"
You might say: "you're a b*tch, whats with your attitude?"
AC/DC would say: "Who the f*ck asked you, b*tch? Nobody gives a sh*t what you think? Here, take a nickel, and get some plastic surgery cuz your face needs work. And do everyone a favor and get yourself a boob-job too, cuz those titties aint cuttin it.
I've actually said that above line.. and the girl was so stunned she started crying.
FIGHTING
I am not advocating fighting, but it happens. So..screw what you've learned in movies. There is no honor in fighting. You do what you need to do, regardless of anything. Respect is everything.
With that said, your knees are bent slightly for mobility, back is straight, chin is down. Your body is sideways with your strong hand in the back. Your hands are in front, open or closed, whichever is your preference.
If its a pride and respect fight, aim for the face and crotch. These will ensure the fight is quickly over and he won't be injured, just embarassed. Practice moving around in your stance, and practicing striking quickly with your hands.
Have fun.
By: Sebastian
So I noticed every other thread is like "I'm a sissy and I get my ass kicked all the time. What can I do?"
Well, first off, if I came walking down the street and looked at you, what would I think?
A) Hell no, that dude would beat my ass and steal my girl
B) Hmmm, cool guy
C) What a queer, I should kick him just for looking like that.
Do you look like this?
If you don't, then you're vey well off already. But what you look like wil often dictate how you get treated. If you have a physical corretable feature that isn't good, then FIX IT. This means hair issues, eyebrows, skinnyness, yellow teeth, stuff like that. Height isn't a problem either. Are you short? So what? Napoleon was short, and everyone was afraid of him. Short don't mean anything.
Do you want to inspire fear? The correct formula is: ATTITUDE and AGGRESSIVENESS. With that in mind, this is how you deal with the following baddies.
BULLIES
Now if people get obnoxious, a quick "f*ck you b*tch" is perfect. You said your deal, and now you can leave. If they persist, you need to get meaner. For example:
Bully says this: "man whats wrong with you? uhhuhuhuhuhuh you're so gay"
You would say: "nothin man, whats your problem? Why you gotta bug me?
AC/DC would say: "what punk, you got an issue? You wanna say somethin? Don't keep it private homie, I'm right here. Come say some sh*t to me if you're man enough. I'm right here homie I aint goin nowhere"
Be AC/DC. If he ever tries to start something again, at least he'll have a good deal of fear in him.
FEMALES
So girls talk sh*t too, moreso than guys. I've gotten a lot of crap from females, and I know how to deal with them. It's always something witty and insulting to their looks. For example:
Stupid girl: "Youre a loser! Nobody likes you! Get a life!"
You might say: "you're a b*tch, whats with your attitude?"
AC/DC would say: "Who the f*ck asked you, b*tch? Nobody gives a sh*t what you think? Here, take a nickel, and get some plastic surgery cuz your face needs work. And do everyone a favor and get yourself a boob-job too, cuz those titties aint cuttin it.
I've actually said that above line.. and the girl was so stunned she started crying.
FIGHTING
I am not advocating fighting, but it happens. So..screw what you've learned in movies. There is no honor in fighting. You do what you need to do, regardless of anything. Respect is everything.
With that said, your knees are bent slightly for mobility, back is straight, chin is down. Your body is sideways with your strong hand in the back. Your hands are in front, open or closed, whichever is your preference.
If its a pride and respect fight, aim for the face and crotch. These will ensure the fight is quickly over and he won't be injured, just embarassed. Practice moving around in your stance, and practicing striking quickly with your hands.
Have fun.
