"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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How to take care of a bully

BrWnSugaMan

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I do not advocate violence. However, if you choose this route, this is what I suggest.

I am being serious here.

Get a small self-defense taser online. This should be the kind that has the option of letting you use it up close (i.e. not the shooting a string kind, but the kind where you actually have to get close and touch the person with it).

Wait until you see him in a crowded hallway. Hide the taser in your sleeve. Casually walk up beside him and whisper, "Viper says back the fvck off." And then tap him on the neck with the taser. He will fall down and maybe even pi$$ his pants. You need to keep walking like nothing happend. Immediately get away from the scene and dump the taser in a trash can (make sure you cover it up really well). You can come back and retrieve the taser after school or something.

The guy won't even know what hit him. After things blow over. Find one of his friends in a crowded hallway. Walk alongside him and say, "I have no beef with you, so stay the fvck away from me." And tap him on the neck with the taser. Proceed to dump the taser.

The good thing about using a taser is that once you dispose of it, there is no physical damage to the persons body so they really can't prove anything.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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pokie87

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Originally posted by BrWnSugaMan
I do not advocate violence. However, if you choose this route, this is what I suggest.

I am being serious here.

Get a small self-defense taser online. This should be the kind that has the option of letting you use it up close (i.e. not the shooting a string kind, but the kind where you actually have to get close and touch the person with it).

Wait until you see him in a crowded hallway. Hide the taser in your sleeve. Casually walk up beside him and whisper, "Viper says back the fvck off." And then tap him on the neck with the taser. He will fall down and maybe even pi$$ his pants. You need to keep walking like nothing happend. Immediately get away from the scene and dump the taser in a trash can (make sure you cover it up really well). You can come back and retrieve the taser after school or something.

The guy won't even know what hit him. After things blow over. Find one of his friends in a crowded hallway. Walk alongside him and say, "I have no beef with you, so stay the fvck away from me." And tap him on the neck with the taser. Proceed to dump the taser.

The good thing about using a taser is that once you dispose of it, there is no physical damage to the persons body so they really can't prove anything.
Dude you are a pyscho.
 

StrangeButTrue

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Yeah, taser everybody and anybody. Good idea.

No evidence? A bunch of people SAW you taser him. You said yourself its a crowded hallway. And they'll find the taser, too.

It's risky enough pulling this **** once, but TWICE? You're nuts.
 

dunlop073

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heres what you do

1. Make big friends
2. Join a team, or a group of close-knit friends
3. Verbally call him out in front of everybody. Say somthing like "so you can't take me on your own? You've gotta get your buddies to back you up? You Fvcking puss, if you wanna go 1 on 1 i'll beat your fvcking ass right here in front of everyone"
 
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