De La Soul
Master Don Juan
Do you s-s-s-sometimes g-g-get a little b-b-b-bit nervous around w-w-women? Does the idea of having a conversation with a female make you weak at the knees? Are you funnier than Jerry Seinfeld with your male friends, but when you meet with a girl, the only thing she's laughing at is your edginess?
The answer to your problem lies in seven simple words...
Treat all chicks the same. Like GUYS.
Treating chicks like guys works because, to quote Pook, "It is because [your] DESIRE has been tempered and contained. [Your] desire is not lashing out in desperate spasms and creating embarrassing moments for [you]."
In other words, if you treat women like guys, your sense of humor will return, your conversation skills (if you had any originally) will shine and those embarassing speech-slips will decrease by 99%.
Of course, you have to make certain adjustments (stay sexual with them and don't rant about sports, cars, or machinery). But other than that, for all intensive purposes, treat women like guys!
You don't take crap from guys, so never again will you take crap from a woman.
You don't drool over guys, so never again will you drool over her instead of making her laugh.
It's simple.
The answer to your problem lies in seven simple words...
Treat all chicks the same. Like GUYS.
Treating chicks like guys works because, to quote Pook, "It is because [your] DESIRE has been tempered and contained. [Your] desire is not lashing out in desperate spasms and creating embarrassing moments for [you]."
In other words, if you treat women like guys, your sense of humor will return, your conversation skills (if you had any originally) will shine and those embarassing speech-slips will decrease by 99%.
Of course, you have to make certain adjustments (stay sexual with them and don't rant about sports, cars, or machinery). But other than that, for all intensive purposes, treat women like guys!
You don't take crap from guys, so never again will you take crap from a woman.
You don't drool over guys, so never again will you drool over her instead of making her laugh.
It's simple.
