"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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how to seduce a sexy wAitress?THE DEFINITE PLAN

boulepiquante

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example of ****y and funny
ME( to the waitress)things are getting slack arOund here! i ll teach you a magic trick if you want !!
i m twice lucky cuz she okays my offer and chooses to sit down also ( not on my lap though not yet )
HER show me then
i show her how to get coins to "travel " from her pocket into mine!!
this is the cream of magic !!! needless to say she is in awe of my powers

now i am in ALPHAHOOD
HER where have you been all my life?
ME ( thinking to myself) trying to screw waitresses sexy ones like you!(obviously i kept this thought silent

HER mr magic you are soooooo!!!!!
ME you can call me BOULEPIQUANTE ( prickly ball ) that s my name and i strongly respond if ihear it said by a pretty girl"

HER is that so? i ll sure say it a lot from now on!


see guys? all it takes is A MAGICTRICK( ok it kicks ass ) a deserted restaurant a sexy wAitress and a HORNY customer
those are the 4 kick butt essential ingredients to pull a HB
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Actually I learned a bit of street magic routines... It's pretty cool when you do it for girls you don't even know. I have found that magic tricks are a great tool to get a girls attention!
 
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