"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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How to respond to some things...

toddC

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Okay, well I'm not a great conversationalist but I'm not horrible but something this guy and girl said to me at work, I HAD NO IDEA OF HOW TO RESPOND. So I'm sitting there getting trained on the comptuer and there is a girl and a guy (i know the guy from school) sitting at the break table talking. They then asked mea fe w questions like if i like the job so far etc etc etc. Then out of nowhere both of them were like yea we were at the podeium and everyones like "whos the new guy with the blond spiked ahr (me), hes hot" and then the guy wasl ike yea dude your a wanted man here!

Like I was in shock and it took me 5 seconds to make me sonud like a conceited ******* I don't member what i said but it was quite dumb lol...what are some witty responses that not only cover this example but other ones too.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You: "I know... but im sorry, you have to get in line"
 

penkitten

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i think thats one of those things you just dont respond to haha
 

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This is kind of off subject, but if you hear a women tell you that you're hot, a great response is "What are you gonna do about it?" It works well.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Patrick124

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I got hit on by a group of 8th graders at my confirmation thing. they all told me i'm hott as hell. i jsut kinda...looked away n said thanks.
if shes hott, I've always wanted to say "too abd you're not, or else we coulda hokked up."
but i dunno how thta would go over lol. and its never popped in my head at the right time.
 

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Yeah, if a girl or girls say you're hot, I tend to use some of these:

A) Just because you say I'm hot, doesn't mean you can take me home. You need to try harder! (I'm guessing that has to do with being a challenge, but I never really paid attention, just said it)

B) Thanks, so are you. (Kind of a Kiss-Ass reply, but I use it when the girl(s) say "You're hot" regarding my temperature. Borrowed this from Fantastic 4 hahaha!)

C) ...What, you want me to say that YOU'RE hot now? I don't know... (with a grin)


blah blah blah. Just be creative, but I'd think twice before saying something when a guy says that I'm hot. I'm not homophobic, but it would seem pretty weird if that happened.
 

toddC

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nono, he never said he thinks I was hot, he said he over heard the girls at the podeium saying the blonde-spikey haired kid washot. I would feel kinda weird if hes like yea ur hot lol
 

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simply smile and act like its no big deal.... like it happens all the time !!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Yeah I actually get that kind of often. As a matter of fact, one of the first times I was with my current gf when we had just met, her friend was like "oh, hey, so you are supposed to show me the hottest guy in the world right?" and I was like wtf, I don't like this idea I'm supposed 2 be here w/her, there's no other guys involved. Then all of the sudden she's like "yup here he is! isn't he gorgeous?" as she pointed to me :D But i've found that if they really think that, then a ****y remark is just gonna make you an assh*le if they don't kno you well. Keeping it casual and confident is the way to go, unless you can make a well placed remark that's smooth but not TOO ****y, which can also be done with good results.
 
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