"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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How to play "F*ck Light" and etiquette

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I am hear to give you my advice on how to play ****light. I've heard it called many things but it is a game where you drive around and when there is a car driving with one light burned out, the first team (guys vs girls) makes the other team take an article of clothing off. It is an even better game when you drive a van lol.

First of all, alcohol helps. All girls are freaks, just need the booze.

There should always be more girls than guys. Although not neccesary, it makes the girls more comfortable if they out-number the guys...a security and control type deal. Guys should also drive, if 3 girls are in the back it makes them more comfortable being by each other. Unless a girl volunteers to sit up front lol, i wouldnt stop em in that case.

When a girl asks "Do shoes and socks count?" Granted no guy wants them too, but you can't say straight out that they can't, they will be turned off by that. Its better to ask "Well I think you should but its up to you girls" There will usually be a freak amongst them that will say "Hell no they dont!" and the other girls will follow suit.

When a girl has to take off her clothes but hesitates, you should encourage them to do it. You can say one of these things:

"Look, your friend took her bra off, you should too"
"Hey, thats just how the game is. I didnt make the rules."

Other things to consider:
1) Offer to remove one article of clothing to start off...sets the game rolling.
2) Allow them to cover up with their hands, but don't make them feel comfortable doing it. Say somethign like "aww you're covering up..?" or "Hey you're other friend isnt covering up so.."


Make sure you dont resist to take your clothes off too, even though you hopefully will have them naked first.

Feel free to add. It is truly a great game if you get the right girls and alcohol. If you have never played this game, you are missing out lol.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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driving and alcohol is a great mix
 

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yea i dont know how the alcohol is going to work while driving and what if your driving around for a real long time and never see a car with a burned out light :(
 

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
driving and alcohol is a great mix
'nough said.
 

Vincent

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Originally posted by Evil-Rom
driving and alcohol is a great mix
I saw this earlier but I left before I could close it.

SoSuave.com does not approve of said activity and if you perform said activity we cannot be held liability for anything your dumbass does. Don't do it, it's stupid.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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