"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How To Pick Up Women Without Saying A Word !!!!!!!!!!!

ALPHAROMEO

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please stop calling me a troll and please read what follows

i walk up to a woman with a piece of paper
on which i ve written
" i am deaf and dumb where s the station please?
THEN I GIVE HER A PEN AND I :crackup: POINT TO THE PAPER
She writes down the answer

" my next Q " is there a cafeteria there ?

next Q
" is it better to eat on the train or at the station

ok at the end of this **** i begin to talk
" i work for this psycholgy magazine we are doing this survey on townpepole s friendliness !!
you are very helphul indeed


THE BEAUTY OF THIS EXERCISE IS THAT YOU DON T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING UNTIL THE END OF THE EXERCISE
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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hydroheathen

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LOL thats hilarious. I think she will smell your bs a mile away though.
 

jnice48146

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Oh just stop it already!
 
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