In Motion
Senior Don Juan
All from real life experience.
Type number 1: The lonley/ditched girl
This is the girl who just got ditched by her friends, or who has the boyfriend sitting in a corner playing pinball with his friends, while he talks about how insanely hot the female bartender is. This is a golden oppurtunity for you.
How to recognize her: lonley, doesnt look like she is having fun, noone around her, nursing a single drink. Looking depressed.
Approach her casually, offer her a drink. If she rejects and points to her bf who is currently eyehumping some other chick, tell her that booze will only ease the pain (be playful when saying this or you might get rejected. HARD.). Be nice to her, (do not try any negging with this one). If she eventually welcomes you to talk to her/buy her a drink, it means she is sick of her BF/friends who ditched her. Something which means that YOU are now the only person who is there for her there and then, meaning you will provide comfort and FUN. Now, after a while ask her if she would like to go out with someone who appreciates her, if she answers yes, you are in. You will be surprised at how many chicks say yes to this, maybe because they like the attention, maybe because they want to get back at their bf. But THAT doesnt really matter.
Type number 2: The insanely hot girl and her ugly friend
How to recognize: need i say anything here?
Approach them, make sure you fire of a compliment to the ugly one first and focus on her in the start. She will be so confused by the fact that a man chose her over her hot friend, and she will do anything to pay you back (nudgenudge). Anyways, its not sure she is that bad looking anyways, ust compared to her insanely hot friend. And at the end of the evening,she will give you the best sex you will ever have.
If you decide to go for the hot one instead, you slowly turn the attention towards her, she will be surprised by this mysterious man who complimented her friend instead of her. Feel free to leave them both after a little while so the ugly one can tell her how hot and cool you are.
The hot chick will be both impressed and confused by meeting a guy who didnt throw himself over her at first sight. But she will want to make a better impression of herself and will try to get to know you better. And who are you to deny her that? This is a great chance to neg a little, C&F and be supercharming. And by the end of the night, you might end up with one of the hottest chicks youve ever seen.
Type number 3: The drunk girl
How to recognize her: Any very drunk girl
This is the chick who is so drunk that you dont even bother trying to hit on her. But not so fast! She might be a golden oppurtunity. And NO i am not talking about daterape you little perv. Sex is usually most fun when its with moving things (at least for most of us.)
Now, she wont be paying you much attention, obviously, dont buy her more to drink. Dont try any methods, because she will be to drunk to understand them. Speak slowly to her, and when she starts to sober up a little she will be staring at a gentleman, the only one she has met all night. Offer to take her somewhere else, or offer to take her home (to her place, you rapist.) Give her your number when you place her in her cab. She will understand that you arent after her snatch, and chances are she will invite you home to her place right there and then. Boom, your in.
Why is this In Motion? Well, you are the only person who was there for her that evening, and when she is in that cab and sees you leave, she will immedeatly miss the comfort of having someone there for her (except that foulsmelling cabdriver), and will almost always invite you home with her.
This is all granted she has sobered up a bit during the evening and is capable of understanding your intentions etc.
Type number.. eh 4: The Icequeen
How to recognize: shes the one who looks like she owns the fvcking place (but thats not true, cuz YOU do.), pushes guys around and is the alfachick.
Yes, she is that obnoxious, insanely hot chick who thinks she can push men around like sheep. Wouldnt it be great to succeed with her?
Oh yeah, I hate this girl as much as you do, but she might be worth a shot. Now, either something has seriously gone wrong in her life, OR she thinks that this is a smart way of getting guys. Chances are, its the latter.
The next step is: ask her why she is pissed. I know, its risky. If she acually has a problem she will start pouring out about it. Its up to you how you want to do it, but i suggest that you are playful about it. If she is just acting, she will be shocked by your audacity (WTF SP), but will most likely engange with you. Either way, you are in conversation with her. She will most likely continue with her fasade and tell you how she is too good for this bar etc. Offer to take her somewhere else. Voila.
When talking to this one be C&F, neg her little and be brimming with confidence. Make sure that YOU are the price. She will be shocked by meeting someone like this, but she will be very intrigued and will want to see more of you. : D
Type number 5: The Bartender
How to recognize: oh come on...
Ever see that incredibely hot bartender in her skimpy little outfit and that great bod? Well, you might be able to hit that... Some day.
All night this chick sees obnoxious, drunk guys try to hit on her, and she must stand the fact that she sees guys hit on girls right there at the bar. She must make drinks to the girls who are getting hit on. The only compliments SHE gets are from the guys who are drunk enough to think they have a chance. So beneath those great looks, she secretly knows that she is missing something.
She will be open to anything you have to offer, mostly flirting and tips but sometimes more... The most important thing here is NEVER GET DRUNK. Because she will be sober as the Pope on a midnight mass. Make sure that you are not the last guy in the bar, so your not just some retard she has to kick out before closingtime. Strike a few hours earlier and ask her if she wants to meet you on the other side of the bar some day.
Now the most important part of this is that it must be done over a full night. If you get her interested initially, leave the bar, talk to your friends and hit on a few girls so she sees that you are not only interested in her. It will make her crazily jelaous. Take every chance you get to go back to the bar, buying drinks for your friends etc. Talk to her a little bit and get her gradually more interested. When she sees that you are a great, social and fun guy she will definitely say yes when you ask her out.
Well folks. Thats it I guess. All of these methods work if done correctly, trust me. Any questions? Feel free to ask about anything.
Type number 1: The lonley/ditched girl
This is the girl who just got ditched by her friends, or who has the boyfriend sitting in a corner playing pinball with his friends, while he talks about how insanely hot the female bartender is. This is a golden oppurtunity for you.
How to recognize her: lonley, doesnt look like she is having fun, noone around her, nursing a single drink. Looking depressed.
Approach her casually, offer her a drink. If she rejects and points to her bf who is currently eyehumping some other chick, tell her that booze will only ease the pain (be playful when saying this or you might get rejected. HARD.). Be nice to her, (do not try any negging with this one). If she eventually welcomes you to talk to her/buy her a drink, it means she is sick of her BF/friends who ditched her. Something which means that YOU are now the only person who is there for her there and then, meaning you will provide comfort and FUN. Now, after a while ask her if she would like to go out with someone who appreciates her, if she answers yes, you are in. You will be surprised at how many chicks say yes to this, maybe because they like the attention, maybe because they want to get back at their bf. But THAT doesnt really matter.
Type number 2: The insanely hot girl and her ugly friend
How to recognize: need i say anything here?
Approach them, make sure you fire of a compliment to the ugly one first and focus on her in the start. She will be so confused by the fact that a man chose her over her hot friend, and she will do anything to pay you back (nudgenudge). Anyways, its not sure she is that bad looking anyways, ust compared to her insanely hot friend. And at the end of the evening,she will give you the best sex you will ever have.
If you decide to go for the hot one instead, you slowly turn the attention towards her, she will be surprised by this mysterious man who complimented her friend instead of her. Feel free to leave them both after a little while so the ugly one can tell her how hot and cool you are.
The hot chick will be both impressed and confused by meeting a guy who didnt throw himself over her at first sight. But she will want to make a better impression of herself and will try to get to know you better. And who are you to deny her that? This is a great chance to neg a little, C&F and be supercharming. And by the end of the night, you might end up with one of the hottest chicks youve ever seen.
Type number 3: The drunk girl
How to recognize her: Any very drunk girl
This is the chick who is so drunk that you dont even bother trying to hit on her. But not so fast! She might be a golden oppurtunity. And NO i am not talking about daterape you little perv. Sex is usually most fun when its with moving things (at least for most of us.)
Now, she wont be paying you much attention, obviously, dont buy her more to drink. Dont try any methods, because she will be to drunk to understand them. Speak slowly to her, and when she starts to sober up a little she will be staring at a gentleman, the only one she has met all night. Offer to take her somewhere else, or offer to take her home (to her place, you rapist.) Give her your number when you place her in her cab. She will understand that you arent after her snatch, and chances are she will invite you home to her place right there and then. Boom, your in.
Why is this In Motion? Well, you are the only person who was there for her that evening, and when she is in that cab and sees you leave, she will immedeatly miss the comfort of having someone there for her (except that foulsmelling cabdriver), and will almost always invite you home with her.
This is all granted she has sobered up a bit during the evening and is capable of understanding your intentions etc.
Type number.. eh 4: The Icequeen
How to recognize: shes the one who looks like she owns the fvcking place (but thats not true, cuz YOU do.), pushes guys around and is the alfachick.
Yes, she is that obnoxious, insanely hot chick who thinks she can push men around like sheep. Wouldnt it be great to succeed with her?
Oh yeah, I hate this girl as much as you do, but she might be worth a shot. Now, either something has seriously gone wrong in her life, OR she thinks that this is a smart way of getting guys. Chances are, its the latter.
The next step is: ask her why she is pissed. I know, its risky. If she acually has a problem she will start pouring out about it. Its up to you how you want to do it, but i suggest that you are playful about it. If she is just acting, she will be shocked by your audacity (WTF SP), but will most likely engange with you. Either way, you are in conversation with her. She will most likely continue with her fasade and tell you how she is too good for this bar etc. Offer to take her somewhere else. Voila.
When talking to this one be C&F, neg her little and be brimming with confidence. Make sure that YOU are the price. She will be shocked by meeting someone like this, but she will be very intrigued and will want to see more of you. : D
Type number 5: The Bartender
How to recognize: oh come on...
Ever see that incredibely hot bartender in her skimpy little outfit and that great bod? Well, you might be able to hit that... Some day.
All night this chick sees obnoxious, drunk guys try to hit on her, and she must stand the fact that she sees guys hit on girls right there at the bar. She must make drinks to the girls who are getting hit on. The only compliments SHE gets are from the guys who are drunk enough to think they have a chance. So beneath those great looks, she secretly knows that she is missing something.
She will be open to anything you have to offer, mostly flirting and tips but sometimes more... The most important thing here is NEVER GET DRUNK. Because she will be sober as the Pope on a midnight mass. Make sure that you are not the last guy in the bar, so your not just some retard she has to kick out before closingtime. Strike a few hours earlier and ask her if she wants to meet you on the other side of the bar some day.
Now the most important part of this is that it must be done over a full night. If you get her interested initially, leave the bar, talk to your friends and hit on a few girls so she sees that you are not only interested in her. It will make her crazily jelaous. Take every chance you get to go back to the bar, buying drinks for your friends etc. Talk to her a little bit and get her gradually more interested. When she sees that you are a great, social and fun guy she will definitely say yes when you ask her out.
Well folks. Thats it I guess. All of these methods work if done correctly, trust me. Any questions? Feel free to ask about anything.
